I'm a writer, I said, I can be made of anything

Assigned Bad At Making Magic Potions based off vibes alone by @francesderwent (with love). Do NOT take anything I say seriously I am permanently sleep deprived and will probably change my mind in the morning 💖

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[superchat]

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

Forgot how much I loved Emily Wilde. What if a novel felt like home what then!!!

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

Walk, Ismene, walk home. You are left as no one is left. Still, you are not your sister or your brother or your father. No dark for you, dear Ismene, no dirt or cave or blindness. Please, look up, walk home, see stars, see walls, see bedroom where your sister slept. Hold, Ismene, hold fast. Awake tomorrow to the market or the ocean or their graves atop the hill - walk, Ismene, walk home. We are all counting on you to survive.

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

Adore Agatha Christie's commitment to the complete airing out of dirty laundry of everyone for truly no reason. Yeah you didn't murder that guy but you DID have an affair we are going to tell everyone about it btw.

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

maybe committing to a seven season case of the week mystery show would fix me

[zegalba]

Fata Morgana

a superior mirage caused by warm air resting on patches of colder air in an atmospheric duct that acts like a refracting lens. Objects on the horizon could appear to be mirrored, distorted, or float. This form of mirage could be the reason for the Flying Dutchman Legend.

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

What you have to understand about pub (pub!!!) is that I barely drink but pub is still one of my favourite things to do and that's the real joy of pub.

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

The difference between being in England when we qualify for the world cup and being in Scotland when we qualify for the world cup is so funny the English are always like maybe just maybe this is our year! We could make it this time! And the Scots are like THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL WE'RE GOING TO WIN BUT AT LEAST WE'LL HAVE FUN AT PUB

[have-you-been-here]

Skara Brae, Stromness, UK

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

Let me be a bitch just for a minute ok. "Fated mates" you are SO boring.

[goldcrescent]

[icaseybaybee]

[real-language-facts]

resurrected a dead language and it came back wrong

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

Lucy Gray haunts the narrative but in a very specific way where she herself escaped the narrative. Snow can't escape her but the girl herself got out.

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

Dua Lipa is so iconic. Consistently releasing bangers. Just got married. Has a genuinely interesting author interview series which suggests she really read and thought about the books. Always on vacation. Love her.