Apparition

I am merely a manifestation

[nonexistentface]

Friend: If you could have any superpowe-

Me: Piss chocolate milk

Friend: What?

Me: I'd choose to piss chocolate milk

[aro-culture-is]

aro culture is apparently we all feel like the bad, harmful aromantic that alloro folks will use to justify being arophobic, so instead of trying to find the one group of “bad” aros that it is okay to be shitty towards, maybe we can celebrate all the wonderful ways we can be aro.

there's a LOT of internalized arophobia in the community tbh

[aromantic-diaries]

I'm honestly fine with my birthname. It sounds feminine yeah but we can fix that by having more men have flower names

[who28828292]

my friend and i have plans to get married if we’ve got nothing going for us by a certain age and tbh i laugh at the thought once a week

because this is us

(friends is bisexual aromantic and i am asexual biromantic)

[nonexistentface]

So real of you

[lgbtqiatext]

[nonexistentface]

Jokes on you, I already did something similar

[nrhodact]

Question for aromantic folks-

I know "He/she never married." Was a euphemism for being gay back in the day, but how many of you think about the dozens of aromantics that got hit with that euphemism too?

(I block allo people liberally so don't jump on this post to spout dumb shit unless you want to get blocked. Argue with the wall. )

[nonexistentface]

Probably a good amount of them were actually aromantic/aroace. But the modern usage of it wasn't until like 2005 so these people didn't even know what they were

[nonexistentface]

DnD character ideas:

Wizard that refuses to use magic and exclusively uses blunt weapons.

Barbarian that doesn't use any weapons and only uses magic attacks, except they can't do magic.

Dwarf who uses a giant bow that's double the size of them.

[aromantic-everyday]

Aromantic!

[nonexistentface]

Y'know? I've been wondering. Asexuals want to invade Denmark obviously, but what about the Aromantics? I (self appointed head of the Aromantics) propose that we invade Norway. It has a similar population to Denmark and is quite close to it so we could sort of split off in the ocean and allow easier foreign aid between the Asexuals and Aromantics.

Who's with me?

[nonexistentface]

I have so many bitches😎

and by bitches I mean insecurities😎

[nonexistentface]

"There's plenty of fish in the see" well I'm not a fisherman

[nonexistentface]

You're telling me people actually DATE others? Thought it was a myth!

[nonexistentface]

The WOKE LEFT has TRANS me and now I'm HAPPIER than before

[nonexistentface]

"Pride Month this, Pride Month that" This is not the time! Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into war with the cabal on Mars.

[nonexistentface]

Realizing I'm trans helped a lot of my problems

It also gave me much more problems

[nonexistentface]

We didn't know not to eat dirt until somebody decided to eat dirt

[nonexistentface]

Ayo, I just realized I'm trans😎🏳️‍⚧️