the oddest nonhuman to nonhuman

this blog is ten million different species || collectively they/them mod || pfp by DITF (PHIGHTING!) team, banner artist unknown

[nonhuman-official]

hey, new around here and noticed this slot is free

just call me nonhuman, they/them mainly though others (coughcough binary pronouns) are sometimes accepted. neopronouns are cool tho. depends on what i am at the time

i’m…. many things! many species, many creatures, from this world and not from this world and in between.

uhhh yeah have funsies and ask stuff

mentioning/tagging some blogs i saw around i hope no one minds

@adhd-offical @autism-offical @real-human-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @audhd-offical @an-alien-offical @officalverse-statistics-offical

tag list here

addendum, i now do daily weekly species posts! feel free to request any non-modern human species (meaning NO Homo sapiens sapiens) in ask box!! be the species from this world, a fictional species, whatever! as long as it's not from a problematic source lol. nevermind i lost motivation

[genderqueer-offical]

not me talking about my gender experience on tumblr and being immediately referred to multiple plurality websites... time to uhhh... go on a sidequest, i think.

(oh yeah i'm not oranging it guys i was just hungry)

[nonhuman-official]

hi 🤚 at least partially guilty /vsilly

[genderqueer-offical]

mhm so fun fact i basically turn into a whole different person when i feel like a man (personality, mannerisms, etc) so how do we feel about me creating two separate personas for pink and blue?

--i swear i genuinely am two different people it's insaneeeee.

[nonhuman-official]

ok so fun fact

you might actually just be two people yes that is possible

its called plurality

it can genuinely be caused by so many things (including nothing) i cant even joke here

[hugh-man-offical]

Hello fellow humans on this social media app

I am also a human

[nonhuman-official]

i ain’t believin’ you that easy

[fictionkinfessions]

canontrodictions - i was extremely complicit with everything i was told to do by the Church of the True Eye back as Scythe. now, i hate the true eye and allthat cult stands for. all the manipulation they do. also i actually had physical strength as an inphernal in general but this human body is weak as fuckkkkkk. also as skate i could yk, actually skateboard. but now im reduced to a newgen skater. fuck man i hate this shit. also i miss my gang.

canon homesickness - i dont really know. but like. i miss Lost Temple. i miss the True Eye buildings and i miss Broker. i miss Playground and my gang and my friends.

hey, at least we now apparently have a medkit fictive lol. so i dont think i have the feeling of missing him (or hym, our med uses hy/hym and some other pronouns) as much now

-scythe/skateboard phighting

x

[nonhuman-official]

i've come to the realization i am a dog, i think i've always known but i guess i only just now gotten the word for it,

problem being, now i really want to be called a good dog and whatnot, but its becoming hard trying to explain each time that i mean it completely sfw, i am asexual sex averse, i just want to be a dog :(

i've seen some people with their own owners and i have no idea how one manages to find that, but i would love to get some pointers? Thank you

hi! sorry it took so long to answer

i dont really know much myself about this, though i’ve asked some people and generally i’d say perhaps using the word “caretaker”/“caregiver” instead to avoid confusion, and trying to find others who have experienced similar or understand it is the way to go. here’s the responses i got so you can look at them yourself!

anyone who wants to add on, please do!

[librarian-offical]

Hello, darlings!

I am librarian-offical, you may call me Mr. Librarian. My pronouns are he/they.

Tags:

#libr4ri4n.yapz -> talking.

#libr4ri4n.reblogs -> reblogging.

#libr4ri4n.answers -> answering asks.

#not.libr4ri4n -> ooc posts

Tagging other officals (apologies if you didn't want to be tagged):

@homosexuality-offical @headless-horseman-offical @retiredsupremeleader-offical @water-offical @pizza-offical @stupid-offical @panda-of-pyromania-offical

[nonhuman-official]

welcome in!

[nonhuman-official]

weekly species #11: Inphernals

today’s species are inphernals! they are the main sapient inhabitants of the Inpherno. they are intelligent, bipedal creatures with greyscale skin and horns. they spawn with gears, items which they can summon and de-summon as well as being spawned with innate knowledge on how to use their gear. they also spawn with other basic knowledge, such as motor functions and how to speak. they reproduce through Spawnpoints via giving up a part of their gear’s power with a partner (although the deities are not limited by needing a partner to spawn a spawnling). many inphernals are also popped out of the Spawnpoints without parents (or caretakers, as they call them).

in order: Skateboard, Scythe, Medkit

more info at this link!

requester: someone on the Officalverse Discord server!

(OOC/mod note: two of our current flockmates r inphernals including me!!! scythe/skate!!! the other one, Medkit, is our other inphernal flockmate! also the requester asked about my species, so that means inphernal day c: -scythe)

[nonhuman-official]

ooc

im sorry. we’ve been so distracted and demotivated by everything. we’ll do requests for weekly species but we likely won’t do much on our own for now.

[epic-hermes-offical]

reblog tthis if you also want an unhealthy amount of asks

[evilducks-offical]

It would fulfill our deepest desires :3

[the-light-offical]

THE [Fudge] YOU MEAN DEEPEST DESIRES?

but yes, I would like asks

[nonhuman-official]

ooc post

wow sorry for the inactivity. week has been a bit crazy, and we also need to focus on ourselves for now. will get next weekly species post out tmrw prob.

[nonhuman-official]

im sorry but im changing the species posts to weekly i cant do things :(

[writing-prompt-s]

A party of human adventurers come across a guardian that only allows non-humans to pass. They were preparing for battle when the guardian happily announces that it detected no humans in the party and steps aside to let them through.

[the-queen-of-geese]

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WRITE THIS

[writing-prompt-s]

A party of human adventurers come across a guardian that only allows non-humans to pass. They were preparing for battle when the guardian happily announces that it detected no humans in the party and steps aside to let them through.

[bea-yotch]

imagine if all the humans were secretly not human and they knew this, but they thought they were the only one and NO ONE ELSE COULD KNOW and then this happens xDxD

[nonhuman-official]

this is what its like to be a closeted alterhuman unintentionally in a group of other closeted alterhumans

[writing-prompt-s]

A party of human adventurers come across a guardian that only allows non-humans to pass. They were preparing for battle when the guardian happily announces that it detected no humans in the party and steps aside to let them through.

[alterhuman36]

Otherkin. All of them are otherkin. Even better yet all of them knew this but thought the others were human and stayed closeted

[nonhuman-official]

this exactly

[nonhuman-official]

serious question that I’ve had for forever, what if someone’s a therian but they’re a really niche animal that they’ve never heard of? Like what would happen then would they just not be a therian..

they're still a therian! it's just that they don't know what animal they are until they discover the species, and that's valid! and even if it ends up that species doesn't exist in this world, that's valid too!

i'd recommend trying to find a specialized species ID site or forum that allows for descriptions without locations while trying to find the right species, though i'm not sure what sites/forums may fit that criteria.

[fan-offical]

i mjight havbe the "condishawn" :((

[nonhuman-official]

woah there, take care of urself dude. get better soon

[fan-offical]

wiiilll doooo :> thanjks take casre if urself toooo

[nonhuman-official]

ofc! ^w^