Swag Bitch

I obsess over a lot of stuff and I am not funny.

[sandgrassbagel]

mordecai with donut and carl is such an embodiment of that one post that's like "is that my..? fuuuuck that's my circus. and are those? dammit, those are my monkeys."

[theehorsepusssy]

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Dungeon Crawler Carl type nonsense

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Maybe I’m just a FREAK but where is all the Carl with nipple rings fanart?!? Give it to me please :))

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Supergirl was not perfect, however I do not think it was the horrible mess of a movie every one is portraying it to be.

BUT, it absolutely needed a fun and silly end credit scene and so I came up with one. Is it well written? No. Is it realistic? No! Is it silly? Yes! Enjoy.

*Kara and Clark are arguing in his apartment*

“Come on Kal-El you promised! Are you really going to break your promise on my 24th birthday?!”

“I know I promised! I just… I’ve been thinking about it and I- I don’t know if it’s a good idea, I mean anything could go wrong and what if something happens here and someone needs us and we can’t get back and…”

“Oh my gossshhhh, you’re such a party pooper. If you don’t come I’m bringing your girlfriend instead. At least she’s a good time!”

“Absolutely not. *sigh* Okay. Fine. I’ll go. But under no circumstances am I getting…”

*hard cut to Superman dancing on the table of a bar, bottle of liquor in hand*

“Soooo drunk” *kara leans over and tells Krypto*

The end. :)

[spuffygifs]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | S6E5: Life Serial

[theveryunlikelywonderland]

(inspo)

[clarkgriffon]

SPUFFY + text posts

[thatbitchsimone]

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Ariana broke up another loving married couple. She can’t keep getting away with it.

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The song Yuck by Charli XCX perfectly encapsulates how I think Eddie feels about falling in love with Steve.

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<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Check it out if you’re bored :)

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Receiving kudos and positive comments on ao3 is akin to seeing the light of god when you’re enveloped in darkness.

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Am I just missing something or does Eddie just have a pepper shaker on his desk?

[deadpoetsandco]

me, an absolute clown: actually i think eddie’s still alive

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Steve: Robin did you feel… I don’t know… straight at all in the upside down?

Robin: No, not at all

Steve: yeah, totally, me neither

Robin: I’m sorry, what?

Steve: gay! I mean I didn’t feel gay at all! Why would you think I felt gay? Haha.

Robin: … can you just finish sorting the returns please

Steve: yep, on it.

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

im literally living little treat to little treat