a noodle

@noodle-is-gudle

oof... 26 | he/him | absolute goblin mode

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dude i've been logged out of this account for so long and i come back to so much porn

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Ineffable Husbands really is that ship that has it all. They’re married. They’re divorced. They’ve never been together at all. They’ve been pining for 6000 years. They’re gay except they’re also not at all. They’re technically enemies to lovers but they’ve never been enemies nor lovers. Name any fanfic trope, they’ve probably been there, done that and they were entirely oblivious about it. Incredible ship.

anthonytheshuhite

mr tennant really has turned being a bendy gay sad wet dude-shaped entity into an artform

Good Omens 2 was like reading a 100k fanfic in the middle of the night that you realize was left unfinished and last updated 5 years ago, and you are left alone with this earth-shattering cliffhanger

sneak peek at good omens season 3

If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.

This applies doubly if the antagonist is more abstract. If a house starts growing teeth and flesh you've gotta be prepared to get a little freaky

brightlotusmoon

if you play your cards right you can even unlock the clive barker/david cronenberg route

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Concerned Ape knows what's up

danispookypumpkin

HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART

DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.

Cup and Saucer // Spiderweb Love

ur-daily-inspiration

moonlightredfern

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

I WAS AWAKENED BY THE HOWLING OF THE DOG- OR PERHAPS A WOLF.

I WAS AWAKENED

BY THE HOWLING OF THE DOG-

OR PERHAPS A WOLF.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony

[guy who finally drew again voice] yeah the world is beautiful and life is wonderful

this was a hit with the artists who havent drawn in a while community

Haha babe ur so sexy~

Read more Crow Time @ crow-time.com 💙

frankly-lovely-lisa

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

alright this is fine

Good post everyone hit the showers

SCOOBY-DOO AND THE WITCH’S GHOST (1999)

I’M A HEX GIRL and I’m gonna put a spell on you.

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