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For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

noods4

In his infinite wisdom, God forgot to silence the heretics

So I’m playing Schedule 1 with a friend

I usually spend my time taking care of the plants and managing the deals

My friend is the dealer who does parkour and hits cops with bats

We kept joking about the fact that our characters and dynamic is essentially Kira from Death Note as a drug dealer and his golden retriever malewife boyfriend running a surprisingly ethical drug cartel and eventually it became an anime pitch

Do with this info what you want because I can’t draw

#schedule 1 #schedule 1 game #yaoi

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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

so1987-deactivated20230102

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

dailypattondoodles

Oh.

OH

lurlur

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

noods4

The word “yet” carries enough weight to turn a sentence into a declaration of horrifying implications

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ghosts who are trying to warn you. ghosts who are a cautionary tale. ghosts who see you walking into the maw that chewed them to bits, and try to divert you, try to make you understand. ghosts who are trying to tell you something, who are begging you not to end up like them, an unliving prophecy begging not to be self-fulfilled

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*sighs* ok fine i hear u tumblr. ghosts who want to seduce you sexually

kawaoneechan

🎵 Nut busters! 🚫

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the way i pander to my fucking audience

mokandan

gaud, i would like you to know that migrating from pinterest to here and seeing you active is like reading an ancient scroll about a terrible horror and then seeing said terrible horror at the coffeeshop next morning

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it is so so SO important that you envision the Terrible Horror at the coffee shop thusly: bleary-eyed, hoodie & headphones, avoiding eye contact, huddled over a laptop in the corner hissing in fear at approaching baristas

noods4

Really could’ve used the development name of Ghost Busters, “Ghost Smashers” smh

Little underwater level theme in working on for no reason, feedback appreciated

#music #video game music #underwater #water level #wip

noods4

Remember, today—like every other beautiful waking day—is Punch A Nazi Day! Should a dirty Nazi present themselves, make sure to throw a good cross!

noods4

#callback! to that one time a Nazi thought he was being badass

Is the widdle Nazi big and stwong? Yes, so big and stwong! Does the widdle Nazi need a diapew change?

#punch a facist #punch a nazi

pukicho

Hey anyone

noods4

Hi

The topology of models in mascot horror is funny because you look at the ink demon from Bendy and it’s pretty good, and the only tri-heavy area is the inside of his mouth

And then you have Garten of Banban, the creators of which constantly just drop the raw meshes into the game without any more consideration.

#topology #3d model #garten of banban #bendy and the ink machine #mascot horror #seriously the model for banban has shading when unrendered it’s scary

I had a conversation with my father about how at least one character in The Big Bang Theory should’ve been a furry. There should’ve been an entire episode of Leonard picking out a new fursona because Sheldon said his was “too generic”.

#big bang theory #the big bang theory #furry fandom #furry #furries