[noomnoom03]

Had to dust off tumblr to complain again and not feel like im going through psychosis alone but genuinely what the fuck is wrong with some ppl in the phaidei tag on ao3 😭 most of the time the fics are 10/10 chef kiss mwah i love them, but i have never run into so many fake “clickbait” stories than i have in this fandom.

Just clicked into a 100k word fic just for it to be spam of a single sentence and random letters. It was tagged, had a proper summary and everything im just genuinely so confused. First it was the femdei then it was the roachdei now its just full on nonsense spam of the same sentence. To what end does this go, are they antis from other fandoms, or people looking for attention?

Is this what ppl mean when they say fandom etiquette is lost cause wtf. I have literally never experienced ppl doing this before in any other fandom and its pissing me off so badly. If i didnt love phaidei so much and the ratio of good fics drowned out the fake fics i would’ve honestly left, this shit isnt funny or cute or whatever it is the ppl doing it think it is. ITS ANNOYING.

Anyways rant done, i just needed to crash out LMAO

[noomnoom03]

WHY ARE THOSE ANONYMOUS FEM MYDEI FICS THAT AREN’T TAGGED CORRECTLY ALWAYS ON TOP OF THE TAG EVERY FUCKING DAY OH MY GOD

[suriandtaal]

HEY HEY someone posted a CSS work skin to mute the series!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[noomnoom03]

My savior on god 😭🙏🏽also another gripe that i have that i saw everyone talking about is that i read some to see the vibe and the characterisation is AWFUL like genuinely they are NAWT phainon and mydei, in one fic mydei was described with blue eyes and phainon….. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT MAN IS IT IS NAWT PHAINON 😭😭

[noomnoom03]

WHY ARE THOSE ANONYMOUS FEM MYDEI FICS THAT AREN’T TAGGED CORRECTLY ALWAYS ON TOP OF THE TAG EVERY FUCKING DAY OH MY GOD

[jasperlore-deactivated20251007]

bro doesn’t wanna get caught lacking but they’re making out heavy gay style around the corner

[revelllia]

so round 7 guys.

[namigen]

How every Chaos and Mel interaction goes.

[havanillas]

Merventurine Masterpost

a compilation of all my merman aventurine series in chronological order

Part 0: Prequel

Part 1: The merman and lighthouse keeper

Part 2: Doctor's new patient

Part 3: Bath enthusiast

Part 4: Chalk eater

Part 5: Numby the trespasser

Part 6: Outdoor experience

Part 7: Little gay merman with little gay dreams

Part 8: Gift of aventurines

happy mermay fellas!

[hitohitonika]

Luffy feeling guilty because he loves all his friends but he loves Zoro differently. And for the first time since Sabaody he doubts himself and is mad at himself for being a "bad captain". Because he misses all of them but he misses Zoro the most, and he's happy to be with them but he feels happier when Zoro's next to him.

And he hates how possessive he's over him because yes, Nami is his navigator, Sanji is his cook, and so on... But he doesn't want Zoro to be his swordsman he wants Zoro to be his, period. And even if he knows he's egotistical, he thinks he wants to own him and that's just wrong.

Angsty Luffy pinning over Zoro and not being able to talk about it because he doesn't want his friends to think less of him or believe he doesn't love or need them anymore.

ugh

[noomnoom03]

Funny to me that i found this exact zolu dynamic in a sanuso fic 😭😭 i dont really fw with them but the fic was so good 😭😭

(Linking it over here for anyone who wants to read it )

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[reineyday]

mishanks actor/bodyguard au where hawk's the bodyguard and he always wears shades and then one day a photo gets out of him without the shades and it circulates the internet and people start calling him hawkeyes and shanks is like, hey, hey wait no his eyes were just for me :( and he acts aboslutely ridiculous about it haha. (he is only half-joking about his jealousy.) mihawk is just annoyed his face is now circulating the internet.

[reineyday]

@noomnoom03 omg ur tags 😂😂 absolutely yes he would!! i imagine he initially tries mihawk to dress as a catgirl and when that doesnt work, that's when he gets it commissioned. when mihawk finds out it's still around and just in shanks's wallet, i think maybe he eventually capitulates. for their birthday, as a surprise. just once. shanks is in heaven.

shanks also goes and searches out RPF of them too LOL (he is fearless), and one day reveals that he's actually written some 👀 and then the fandom goes crazy cuz every time they come across a fic, they have to ask themselves: is it shanks who wrote this? could this be based on real life???? and every time they post, they're like, oh god is shanks reading this? what does he think when they're ooc? (shanks likes to read out snippets to mihawk to embarrass him 😂😂)

[noomnoom03]

PLSSSSS NOT SHANKS WRITING FANFICS NOOOOO 😭😭😭😭 expanding on the mihawk cosplay you think ever since then shanks would find more fanarts of mihawk in different costumes and then make mihawk cosplay it irl for him? Mihawk would sigh like this pains him but secretly the sex has been better when he wears costumes so he doesnt mind anymore? Then shanks makes a portfolio of matching sets of drawn mihawk and irl mihawk, stored in their closet

Also shanks is totally reading their fanfics and his username is probably something like “MihawksLeftTiddy” as well like one of those toji fangirls 😭😭 god the thought of absolute degenerate shanks (only for mihawk tho) is so funny to me. Alternatively i’d like to add i also like the dynamic of shanks only reading gen - mature fics that are fluffy and hurt/comfort that he cries to, while mihawk is the one going out there reading absolute filth about the two of them while sipping wine. He probably laughs when people say shanks dick is bigger in fics

[reineyday]

mishanks actor/bodyguard au where hawk's the bodyguard and he always wears shades and then one day a photo gets out of him without the shades and it circulates the internet and people start calling him hawkeyes and shanks is like, hey, hey wait no his eyes were just for me :( and he acts aboslutely ridiculous about it haha. (he is only half-joking about his jealousy.) mihawk is just annoyed his face is now circulating the internet.

[hitohitonika]

I try dwelling in otherships, I really do. But then I think about Luffy and Zoro cuddling, and I can't but think of them belonging to one another.

[electric-plants]

kaveh: cyno’s been talking to that guy over there for a while now….shouldn’t you be jealous or something?

alhaitham: i highly doubt that man is prepared to listen to cyno talk about tcg for six hours straight so no, i don’t think it’s anything to be concerned over

kaveh: ….six HOURS?

alhaitham: i can recite everything he said for you if you don’t believe me

kaveh: NO thank you

[reineydraws]

i think a side effect of loving mishanks for many people is becoming very endeared by the "rayleigh is mihawk's parent" au's haha :') first one's part of this fic i posted where smolhawk challenges rayleigh to a duel ⚔️✨️ second one's just a random kid!mishanks doodle. i think their shenanigans (incl buggy!) would be cute.

[foolilazuli]

Evil Luffy be like:

EAT YOUR SALAD

[reineydraws]

i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

(source)

[snowleopard-things]

scenario 1: Buggy annoying Mihawk a bit too much during one of their meetings so Mihawk shows up to the next one with obvious hickeys from Shanks as retaliation

scenario 2: Shanks annoying Mihawk a bit too much during one of their meetings so Mihawk starts mentioning how much easier Buggy is to deal with in every other sentence

scenario 3: Buggy being frustrated with Mihawk so he starts needling him about every sore spot he has in regards to Shanks

scenario 4: Buggy seizing every opportunity he gets to rub it in Shanks' face that Mihawk always declined the offer to join Shanks' crew but is now working with Buggy

scenario 5: Shanks wanting Mihawk's attention so he starts reminiscing about the good ol' times with Buggy and how close they were

scenario 6: Shanks gushing about Mihawk to Buggy as payback every time scenario 4 happens

meanwhile Crocodile watching this shit go down like:

[bitterly-almond]

[inspired by that lovely painting of @_K0TTERl_ on twitter (creator of "Veil" manga)]

They're such a rarepair lol but once I saw the vision I cannot go back.