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[just-shower-thoughts]

When information was difficult to obtain, college was cheap. Now that information is easy to access, college tuition has skyrocketed.

[realitytvgifs]

me

[just-shower-thoughts]

Brushing your teeth before going to the dentist is the dental equivalent to cramming before an exam

[xianqiao]

wait for it to buffer and chill

[smol-gem-deactivated20160524]

20 minutes into YouTube and chill and he does this

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via MisterAlaska)

[officialjiggly]

wii sports is almost 10 years old

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m not positive on my age, I just trust everyone around me is telling the truth about when I was born.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t care what anyone else says. When I start seeing self driving cars, I will be coining the term “Autobots” for contemporary use.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Employee takes company stapler on a wild vacation

[oknope]

that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……

[masterblaster]

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

[ozner265]

to big to use….?

[masterblaster]

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

[missinglinc]

[kittiekristine-deactivated20160]

I’m crying.

[samcros-ho-deactivated20150408]

ITS BACK

[cosmic-astrology]

Aaron: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn Vinny: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

[patrick-jr]

The “Water Found on Mars” Google logo is pretty cute

[gsuscryst]

I want to talk to you but my face

[kimpissable]

daling daling

[biphoenix]

is this the obama?????

[staff]

hey guys

we hate you so much we just fucked everything up even more. fuck you