[uranodioning]

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

[starrysurrealism]

[vilus685-deactivated20200321]

me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[bled]

[weltenwellen]

[tlbodine]

[thisiswhymomworries]

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

[sa-dnesss]

[girlfromthe-subway]

I want it to be 2004 again and come home from 1st grade and grab a chocolate chip granola bar and watch lizzie mccguire and thats so raven and not hate myself

[crushsuggestions]

hey could you just hug me real quick?? as in like for 8 years

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[martianaviator]

Purgatory

[depsidase]

[dirtysweetheart]

me dropping my kid off at college tbh

[paprika]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Google shut down one day we wouldn’t be able to Google what happened to Google.

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[depression-stays-but-you-dont]

sorry for not talking to anyone i am completely one hundred percent disconnected from this reality