Professional Pen Pal Services
Hello, it’s nice to meet you! I’m a poor college student who’s bank account recently got hacked. I’m looking to offer myself as a professional pen pal to the wonderful and kind people of the internet. (Hey, a little flattery can’t hurt, right?) Please send me a chat or an email at [email protected] for any questions you may have. Cheers! :)
Chat
Let's say you're the kind of person that takes cat naps. A chat service is for you! For only $5/hour, you can talk to me as much as you like on the platform of your choosing! If you are unhappy after the first hour, the service is free.
At $2 per five hundred word email, this is the most economical choice. Send me your filled out application email and receive my first response free. :) Find a link to the application email below.
Letters
For members of six months or more, snail mail, handwritten letters are available. These are $12 each as I span multiple pages and keep your address an entrusted secret. Some letters may contain mementos as is appropriate and respectful.