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deerdick

My friends and I found out that troll physics exist in Viscera Cleanup Detail

hotvampireadjacent

the music makes this even better

tagurself

theheartbrokenlibertarian

Do NOT bother my boy.

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

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WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

tranarchist

Asking the real questions

titleknown

Fun fact, this is actually part of a larger series on the most practical medieval weapons for fantasy species.

And it’s legit good too, given the dude who does ‘em also studies these kinds of things for a living!

waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727

this series looks super interesting and entertaining and im gonna check it out but goddam if this isnt the funniest name for a video ive ever seen

drtanner

I am (unsurprisingly) subbed to this channel and I heartily endorse it.

yesterdaysprint

The San Bernardino County Sun, California, December 10, 1933

torchlake

greatfay

Christopher Tolkien explains why his father, JRR Tolkien, wrote down “The Hobbit” in the first place, when it was originally intended to be an oral bedtime story for his children.

(found in the forward to The Hobbit Fiftieth Anniversary Edition, 1987)

‘Damn the boy’

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria

#have you ever been so annoying you caused the reinvention of an entire literary genre

l0verseyes

op: let ppl ship what they want, it’s fictional!

me: that’s fair

op: so it’s ok to ship inc*st and p*dophilia

me:

l0verseyes

i immediately lost 5 followers after this lmao thank god

queenbean03-deactivated20180909

When I say “let people ship what they want” I mean stuff like silly crack ships or crossover ships or shipping OCs with canon characters. Incest and pedophilia ships are always shit.

ithelpstodream

theotheryongbok

My man Jesus

funnysowhatever2-deactivated201

What story is that?

ffermented-salmonella-deactivat

Matthew 18:9

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

beachfox-deactivated20181218

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

keab42

Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.

yourplayersaidwhat

Domo arigato, husband roboto.

my very eloquent rogue explaining to a potential ally that his husband was, in fact, a robot (via yourplayersaidwhat)

melonmemes

Immature

teacupsandcauldrons-deactivated

But like why is there still this concept that males don’t like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, “Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans” and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I’m half his size I’m always happy to play jet pack. If he’s having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I won’t think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.