My friends and I found out that troll physics exist in Viscera Cleanup Detail
the music makes this even better

Origami Around
Show & Tell
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes
Monterey Bay Aquarium

ellievsbear
we're not kids anymore.
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Mike Driver
hello vonnie
AnasAbdin
Xuebing Du

Kaledo Art
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane

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RMH
Sade Olutola

pixel skylines
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@nopeshmope
My friends and I found out that troll physics exist in Viscera Cleanup Detail
the music makes this even better
Do NOT bother my boy.
DO. FUCKING. NOT.
What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.
WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE
Asking the real questions
Fun fact, this is actually part of a larger series on the most practical medieval weapons for fantasy species.
And it’s legit good too, given the dude who does ‘em also studies these kinds of things for a living!
this series looks super interesting and entertaining and im gonna check it out but goddam if this isnt the funniest name for a video ive ever seen
I am (unsurprisingly) subbed to this channel and I heartily endorse it.
The San Bernardino County Sun, California, December 10, 1933
Christopher Tolkien explains why his father, JRR Tolkien, wrote down “The Hobbit” in the first place, when it was originally intended to be an oral bedtime story for his children.
(found in the forward to The Hobbit Fiftieth Anniversary Edition, 1987)
‘Damn the boy’
#have you ever been so annoying you caused the reinvention of an entire literary genre
op: let ppl ship what they want, it’s fictional!
me: that’s fair
op: so it’s ok to ship inc*st and p*dophilia
me:
i immediately lost 5 followers after this lmao thank god
When I say “let people ship what they want” I mean stuff like silly crack ships or crossover ships or shipping OCs with canon characters. Incest and pedophilia ships are always shit.
My man Jesus
What story is that?
Matthew 18:9
“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”
“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”
“wut”
“What?”
“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”
“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”
“Uh….”
“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”
Canon Jesus > Fanon Jesus.
Domo arigato, husband roboto.
my very eloquent rogue explaining to a potential ally that his husband was, in fact, a robot (via yourplayersaidwhat)
Immature
But like why is there still this concept that males don’t like cute mushy romantic shit and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, “Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans” and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I’m half his size I’m always happy to play jet pack. If he’s having a bad day he knows he can lay his head on my shoulder and just bawl his eyes out and I won’t think any less of him. Guys have emotional needs and want to feel loved and taken care of too yanno.
Boys deserve emotional reassurance just like anybody. They deserve compliments and cuteness, too.
I’m such an emotional person. Like when I get to talk to my gf she goes on about how much she loves me and it makes my heart melt
new
we have a new holiday classic on our hands
OMG WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?!
Just got my copy here!
when I'm on the phone with my mom:
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: ok
me: bye
me: ok
me: ok
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me: ok
Art
Don’t hire this cleaning service
i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do
3 fallout 4 storylines u can play:
Quest To Find My Awful Son And Rule The Big Trash Pile With Him
I Hate My Terrible Son And I Am Going To Wreck His Shitty Nerd Science Dome
I Emerged Running From This Hole In The Ground With No Concern For My Garbage Son And I Am About To Slap A Big Crab
DLC:
Better Shit Trashdome Workshop Versions 1 & 2
What Robots?
The Bigger The Crab The Harder The Slap
Fucking Asshole Adventure Theme Park And Deathtrap