Soak 'Em for Crutchie

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[make--it--gayer]

[lmaonade]

okay i’m going to be honest before it was revealed to be a stapler i thought that kid actually really pulled a gun on pikachu

[aaliyahbreaux]

me, a girl: *gets into an uber*

uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”

me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”

[growthandsecrets]

Um…. what?

[aaliyahbreaux]

me, a girl: *gets into an uber*

uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”

me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”

[meloncolle]

hey whats up (desktop users only)

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[zealzealous-deactivated20220921]

Mobile Chrome makes me too powerful

[thnks-fr-th-fndms]

Thankyou for that screenshot so I could see it on mobile

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Washington Post really went for the jugular

[i-got-personality]

If John Mulaney were a newsie his name would be Kid Gorgeous

[captainlordauditor]

what do you mean “if”

[i-got-personality]

I’m so sorry, I never meant to erase his immortality

When John Mulaney was a newsie, his nickname was Kid Gorgeous

[mjalti]

just a simple girl with a highly detailed and romanticized infatuation with the future that haunts her at night also shopping online

[animamosaic]

EDDIE. EDDIE IT’S PEOPLE. EDDIE WE’RE EATING PEOPLE.

[pukicho]

Seeing a ghost or cryptid is kinda like a life easter egg

[pukicho]

We get it, you game

[pukicho]

Oh that’s me

[mafiacrat-deactivated20200508]

me when i see my own posts in my feed

[pukicho]

Me when this is me

[doujinshi]

[worldofgodsandmen]

Hadestown at the National

Photos by Helen Maybanks

[cowboymiku]

today is like the wildest day. ryan reynolds is pikachu. toy story 4 trailer released. stan lee died. 16 year-old andrew feldman is appearing on broadway in dear evan hansen, which won best musical. what the fuck is happening guys what timeline are we in.

[and-cactus]

“U got games on ur phone?”

[corsolanite]

Same energy

[keybladesoras]

Ryan Reynolds as Detective Pikachu

[shitter]

bored might fuck around and get jaundice

[sweetmeatdale]