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[britomart]

BELA LUGOSI is DEAD and ME i feel also not so good

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[earthlingmars]

Trip

[aggot]

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[ghostielevi]

“you’re obsessed with your mental illness”

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

[bratzr0ckangelz]

“it’s all in your head”

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

[ami-angelwings]

“why do you let it affect you and stop you from being able to do things?”

I know right? It’s almost like it’s an ACTUAL ILLNESS

[despazito]

[busket]

omfg my post. I made this lmfao

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[phoebebyers]

[rexalogy]

i reference this all the time i forget it’s not a meme online but a children’s drawing i saw on the sidewalk once

[nayohme]

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

[nayohme]

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker