Birds in the garden. I haven’t seen a Tree sparrow/pilfink in my garden for years so I was very pleased to see one yesterday. Värmland, Sweden (October 29, 2022).

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Birds in the garden. I haven’t seen a Tree sparrow/pilfink in my garden for years so I was very pleased to see one yesterday. Värmland, Sweden (October 29, 2022).
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The Ladies of Dragon Age: Absolution 💕😍🥰
G L A C E O N
older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that
male or female
hero or villain
sea or land
even in the snow
I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free
Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much
Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.
That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.
Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.
It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
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I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
TITS BACK ON TUMBLR???
DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!
#POST TITS
I love tits! I have Blue And Great Tits on my feeder and I kind of want to hang a sign on the feeder with an arrow upwards saying “Great Tits Here!” Because I love a pun.
Unreasonable Ideas
It seems silly but this is why it’s so important to give yourself downtime where you can just let your brain idle!! You gotta let yourself become the cardboard box, trying to make ideas is just herding cats so let them come to you instead
This is especially useful for ADHD people – chasing something relentlessly will just burn you out. You’ll find it if you divert attention, annoyingly – use the weird psychological quirks to your advantage!
“Become the cardboard box” is terrifyingly good advice.
Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive UI possible. A single turn based battle can take hours. Every character has an ennui stat.
Dwarf video games: Basebuilding strategy FPSs that has a whole wiki page on the flexile vs tensile strengths of different building materials. Dwarven rhythm games have minigames where you have to manage supply lines. Mortals cannot comprehend dwarven grand strategy games.
Halfling video games: What appears on the surface to be a viscerally calming farming sim is actually an extraordinarily complex social combat game about cutthroat HOA politics.
Goblin video games: Wildly unbalanced collectathon gatchas where half the fun is finding new hilariously broken strategies. Zany uberviolent team shooters about bugs. MOBAs so bad it's almost art.
Orc video games: Addictive in-browser flash games with names like "Beast Crush 4" and "Borag Meat Game." The art is always kinda bad but in a charming way. The music always slaps.
Goblin code looks incomprehensible but if you take the time to look through it, you realize it's actually optimized in ways you never thought were even possible. Goblins are responsible for like 75% of every games modding community. Goblins all run Linux.
There is no orc game larger than a gigabyte. There are legends of an orc coder who successfully ran DOOM on a raw lamb shank.
Halfling code is full of charming little comments like "//whew! This routine was a real nut to optimize" that you eventually come to learn are expressions of deep, murderous rage.
Elf code rhymes.
And here it is, the prompt list for Crinktober 2019! We hope that everyone is can draw inspiration from the prompts and that they help you come up with something truly magical!
Once again be sure to share so that we can gather as many people as possible. It’d be really cool to see what all of you can come up with with these prompts.
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CRinktober 2019
Hello everyone! October is creeping closer and with it comes inktober. After last years overwhelming success, we have decided to continue CRinktober. The prompt list will be released the 1st of September, a month in advance, so that the people that want to get a head start will have the chance. We will once again be going through the #crinktober and #crinktober2019 tags and reblog it here.
This year we have also created an Instagram account as well as a Twitter account and you can find them here:
https://twitter.com/crinktober
https://www.instagram.com/crinktober/
Once again we hope to see as many people as possible particapatitang, so please share this post as well as the prompt list when it’s posted so that we can spread the word around.
If you have any questions please check our FAQ or send us an ask, and we will be more than happy to help
Stay turnt, friends!
Escape
Fjord’s story excites me. The finding of your own self is a strong story that has always moved me. It’s incredibly human. So. Here’s a comic about it.
Also: My hc about Fjord’s eyes.
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I’d love to see what the Message spell looks like from the other side lol. Just sitting around, having a restful day and then suddenly, BAM, JESTER (≧▽≦) Poor Essek, ehehe
Raishan from the first Critical Role campaign. She’s still my favourite villain :)