Nordsear

trashy punk vapourwaves, simpsonswaves and lofi along with reblogs of cute kittens and puppies

[chickenfarmersan]

[westafricanbaby]

The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣

[candiikismet]

Omg I’m dying

[dansoncapaldi-deactivated201910]

TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

[leagueofslayage]

when you are your friends all have holiday skins

[jessicacapshaw]

[dutchstore]

White People Questions (pt.12) by Jus Reign

[ad198x]

[goth-aunt]

[classicmeevs]

good boy

[unclefather]

eat your cereals

[teathattast]

best post

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[goconn-deactivated20230304-deac]

That 90s bitch look.

[deadlycomics]

FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRLLLLLL

[i-am-a-fish]

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

[elainapoststhings]

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

[andersonsallpurpose]

let’s clean one up for the janitors

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[teaandtapestry]

honey, you and me? we got chemistry

✓  i was highly unproductive today and only got through alkenes but it’s ok

✓  someone made me cry tonight so my eyes are going to be puffy tomorrow,,

✓  tomorrow is my birthday! hopefully it will be a better day than today