normalalyankovik

we're losing our collective minds in twelve different ways and that's very brave and sexy of us

[ducissatenebrarum]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

genuinely what has valve done in the past 20 years (excluding portal, portal 2) that hasnt been a net negative for pc gaming as a whole

[contemptible-scoundrel]

steam is parasitic bloatware with actual pop-up ads that you have to tolerate because they have a fucking monopoly on pc gaming not only does no one care, they actively gargle gabens nutsack at every opportunity because they made that one shitty sfm meme game. they made fucking lootboxes a mainstream AAA staple! we as a species deserve total ecological obliteration. we're worthless. less than vermin

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[pissvortex]

NEW POLLING: What would be your preferred sex position with Pomni from “The Amazing Digital Circus?”

Backshots: 18%

Missionary with eye contact: 33%

Unenthusiastic handjob: 39%

Don’t know / No preference: 10%

Rasmussen / May 2026

n=60000

[beatainfernaluz]

Art by Roberto Díaz

[zegalba]

Gabriele Basilico: Contact (1984)

[slimegargoyle]

it’s gonna be so anticlimactic when somebody finally succeeds

[txttletale]

computing technology has led to a marked increase in the efficiency of productive labour performed by many workers—under socialized control of the means of production this could significantly improve the quality of life of the masses, but under capitalism it only allows the bourgeoisie to appropriate an amazing digital surplus

[nicky-in-space]

Look who I met in Budapest. Not just a little guy, but THE little guy.

[supremelyblvk]

The Speed of Jazz

[tesuena]

[apricops]

*walks up to a gay couple* which one of you is the ruler who thinks that this time it’ll totally work out fine if you don’t pay your troops and which one of you is the ruler who creates a professional and well-funded standing army that eventually becomes so entrenched and self-serving that they keep trying to kill you

[apricops]

gay person #1: oh I’m totally the second one

gay person #2: it’s true, you’re so Janissary-coded :)

gay person #1: well we certainly had an auspicious incident last night ;)

gay person #2: omg stoppp haha :)

me: wait hold up how did you say an embedded hyperlink out loud

[xenomutt]

Janissary-posting is back on the menu, boys!

[apricops]

call me Recep Tayyip Erdoğan the way I bring back Janissary-posting

[doubleca5t]

And brother there's no place like home

[gar-wafflez]

My fren sent me this

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

just thinking about how fucked the ergonomics of this would be

[captain-price-returns]

Man, Xi Jinping knows more American culture and history than most Americans.

[captain-price-returns]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

America deserves to be bombed into the dark ages so we can start over.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."