unfortunate situations

《life's not out to get you》

[ghostyrd]

[fakehistory]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

[the-birds-and-the-enbies]

Me: *sees people being salty about BoRhap and Rami winning*

Me: this is so sad Alexa play We Are The Champions

[friendraichu]

if you haven’t noticed by now rami malek owns my whole-ass heart

[brujabby]

let’s talk about the universe and make out

[mailbox-arson]

god I wish I was decomposing in the mountains

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

[mjalti]

I’m not mysterious and quiet I’m just iron deficient

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

[driflloon]

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[bishounen-curious-deactivated20]

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

[all-fucking-yours]

Stay away from him

Stay AWAY FROM HIM

Stay the fuck away from him

[byjove]

me when I see my cat going for my blueberry muffin

[metaangelz]

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

[wellbutrinboy]

yeah touched starved is essentially a legal way to say horny but sometimes a motherfucker just needs a hug

[amargedom]

“Her body existed only where he touched her. The rest of her was smoke.”

— Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things (via naturaekos)