Grade-A Inconsistency

I am embarrassing and having a good time Soft Blog

[wizardarchetypes]

losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

[8um8le]

Spongeboo lovelypants 🥺🧽💕

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[spiribia]

the game's commentary is so profound

[mrsterlingeverything]

I treat this like my own jeremy renner app

[rnavka]

Yeah I’m chilling out I’m vibing but in a scared way

[rnavka]

I’m laid back extremely uncomfortably

[apollohour]

spin the wheel for a genre!

You are now the main character of this genre, how are you managing?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM COME TRUE AAAAAAAAAA

I was made for this role, I am the optimal main character and I am flawless

I'll try my best, make some stumbles but I'll get to a satisfying finish

I am a lucky bastard and will somehow succeed in a genre-defying way

I'm trying my hardest but what the fuck

This is not the genre for me man, I was made for greatness but what is this

I will grit my way through it, desperately trying to subvert every trope

I end up just, killing a bunch of people, I don't think I'm the mc anymore

I immediately give up and just let the dirt consume me

INSTANTLY DEAD, WHAT THE FUCK OP

My interpretation of this prompt is too complex for this small-minded poll

Results/I simply do not

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2025

[girlnephew]

[kaijuno]

[kosmogrl]

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[kosmogrl]

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard

[tamamita]

here's the solution

[knowyournewmeme]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

theyre calling this shit “lost media” now

[gamer-goo]

Bigfoots gay nephew and a mad scientist who just figured out the Frankenstein doesn’t have to be finished for him to fuck it

[literallyjustalilguy]

hate this

[gamer-goo]

Okay well you don’t have to like my posts at all and if you want I can lie down on the floor and you can hit me with a shovel or a rake or even just a big stick and you can do it until I stop moving if you want I will do this for you because you hate my post and I am your humble pig

[ashbelero]

if only i could use my art skills for good

[whumpster-fire]

Funniest part of this is that this is that the entire sequence of events this implies would still be a completely plausible Wile E Coyote Gag.

Wile E is chasing Roadrunner as usual when they encounter the wall of holes

Roadrunner zooms through the crowd and into a perfectly Roadrunner-shaped tunnel

Wile E tries to follow and immediately crashes into the wall

Looks around and sees a perfectly Coyote-shaped tunnel nearby, and climbs into it

Cut to a nightmarishly distorted, twisted Wile E emerging from the opposite cliff face. He takes several steps, bouncing and wobbling like a slinky, holds up a sign with letters that are also distorted into unreadable gibberish on it, and collapses into a tangle of furry spaghetti

Pan to Roadrunner casually standing nearby next to a still-perfectly-roadrunner-shaped tunnel exit, which is the only normal-shaped tunnel exit on the entire cliff face

Roadrunner sticks tongue out, beep-beeps, and vanishes in a trail of dust

Cut to Wile E Coyote, now unscathed but very annoyed, assembling an ACME Tunnel Boring Machine

[bafflingbiology]

Snail drinking a dew drop from an acorn head 

Fun fact: snails can have up to 14 000 teeth - they are tiny and positioned on their tongue called the radula. 

[sighinastorm]

effervescent

[fairycosmos]

well isolated women in my phone at least its friday