a normal user

beating the anormal allegations daily

[normaluser12]

serbia still unbeaten at this world cup

[normaluser12]

you think amputating my testicle was a foolish decision. yet the average human has slightly less than 1 testicle. that makes you the weird one. you freak

[normaluser12]

testicular manslaughter

[normaluser12]

you think amputating my testicle was a foolish decision. yet the average human has slightly less than 1 testicle. that makes you the weird one. you freak

[normaluser12]

happy one year to this account by the way. i would love to answer your questions but i won't because i do not like you

[normaluser12]

the stripper likes me for i am normal

[normaluser12]

fuming right now. woke want to "open" the "straight of hormuz". heterophobia is a crime not an opinion. you fucking piece of shit

[normaluser12]

my native language is not english. what is it? you thought english was the normal language? asshat. nothing normal about speaking english. in fact, it's a remarkable fact about myself, which makes it disgusting. a part of myself i would rather want removed from my soul.

rene descartes said that to be is to feel complete and whole within yourself, a kind of inner harmony between body and soul that grounds your existence in the physical world.

for me that missing part is my testicle. which does make me less of a person.

maybe i speak english for the sole purpose to fill that void in me. maybe the existence of a "lingua franca" has broader implications about our relationship with ourselves and the world. who am i to say

i will tell you who i am to say, sister. the name is normal fucking user twelve.

one rule, 7 letters

N O M R A L

keep that in mind

this account will now be written entirely in serbian. thank you for your attention

[normaluser12]

i will do everything in my power for this app to be bought by reddit.

[normaluser12]

lawyer just told me i need to post more. that it's the normal thing to do on tumblr. very well asshole i got the message

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[normaluser12]

my wife will be normal. we will have 1.28 children together. no more, no less

[normaluser12]

maybe porn bots are becoming the normal users now. maybe i should embrace it. i wish i had a great body but it's just so normal. i could never be a large language model just a normal language model. this is fucking embarrassing

[normaluser12]

just learned it's actually normal for the body to be asymmetrical. now I need to un-amputate my testicle

[normaluser12]

this post was revealed to me in a delirious episode after having too much sugar. sometimes i drink pepsi and i start harming myself and sometimes others. this society really isn't made for quirky girls like myself

[normaluser12]

just learned it's actually normal for the body to be asymmetrical. now I need to un-amputate my testicle

[normaluser12]

any single woman anywhere or what? I like white t-shirts, I enjoy the taste of chocolate, and sometimes when I stub my toe it hurts

[normaluser12]

those are two independant statements. one is not related to the other. I do not want to date You. I am just Curious.

[normaluser12]

any single woman anywhere or what? I like white t-shirts, I enjoy the taste of chocolate, and sometimes when I stub my toe it hurts

[normaluser12]

i love preservatives. i should be able to leave my milk on my desk for months without it expiring. if you think this is unreasonable you are probably stupid

[normaluser12]

for now this has been the worst cooking app ive ever installed. fuck all of you