Jelly Crown

hi, expect some pirates of the carribbean shitpost. occasional True detective and Hannibal repost also

[northfromeden]

happy pride and blessed sparbossa thursday to all

[everythingispirates]

happy pride month to jack sparrow he gets free reign for the coming thirty days since he's homo supreme but after that we hunt him with knives again

[nothoughtsjustwritingandstuff]

happy pride month

[garlicsunshine]

[northfromeden]

Idk about you but I will always mourn this awe look #lost potential

[elventhespian]

This was never anything official. It's the work of a Jack cosplayer, SithCamaro or Toby Markham, who went under a different handle on the KTTC forums and asked us to call him Toby. He had connections to someone on the crew during the production of DMC and AWE and was one of the sources of several leaks. We called him "Toe-by" because he leaked a ton about the Pelegostos sequence waaaaay before that information was public, including Jack having a toe necklace, and we thought he was full of shit until pictures came out and confirmed it.

At some point, he saw the Asian-inspired costume designs from AWE, apparently including Elizabeth's pirate king design, and threw his own Singapore Jack costume together for Comic-Con. You'll notice that his work is basically a less detailed knock off of Elizabeth's outfit, with the leather work's shape and the color combos of super dark blue with gold accents being there, but the details of the embroidery having to be kind of thrown together:

Toby/Sith then photoshopped Depp's face onto his SDCC shoot to prank us on the KTTC fan forums.

They were so convincing they took off and got passed around as an actual behind the scenes exclusive for a while, but the truth didn't seem to spread after it. Here's archived pictures from his own gallery laughing about how it made it into major publications as an official leak:

[northfromeden]

hooooly shit that's even better

[northfromeden]

Idk about you but I will always mourn this awe look #lost potential

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[scribeherself]

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[0-cross]

cannon: here’s the unhappy ending to the story.

Fannan: and then they lived happily ever after

[northfromeden]

hi yes it's me and my freaks again. sparbossa thursday

[boltlightning]

Sorry, Jack. I'm not going to be your leverage. [inspiration from @clearpurpleskies] ➢ PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN (2003–2007)

[northfromeden]

today I learned the expression "you're my true north" and unfortunately immediately thought about jack sparrow's pre-cotbp freaky compass that was clearly unable to point to anything jack wanted since the thing he wanted most was to kill barbossa. its arrow was strictly fixed and so naturally acted as any normal compass would act but instead the north it pointed to barbossa. I just think it's delicious. jack would hate this phrase

[flameandignite]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Illustrations of the Black Pearl by Darek Gogol.

[boltlightning]

Begun by blood; by blood undone. ➢ PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003)

[doveywovy]

idk guys sometimes you just have to accept a ship dynamic is unhealthy, insane, and sometimes abusive. and its not real people so those factors just make it interesting

please stop unfolding the origami crane and smoothing it out bc you got worried the paper was hurting from the bends

[flameandignite]

I love when fandom wikis have pages for like. basic concepts

[flameandignite]

fuck dude he sure did

[flameandignite]

I created the “cross dressing” article there btw I’m far from innocent

[flameandignite]

@captcaspians-castle I've made 2734 edits -- 91 of which were page creations. they gave me some kind of "award" thing on my user page that I don't think anyone else has hahah

[lord-alligator]

I really need Gibbs to come and explain things to me whenever I get confused about the plot points of my life. 😔