No Shades of Gray

Me in moments of incredible insanity and clarity alike.

[situationalzodiac]

not taking constructive criticism because nothing can improve this 

[noshadesingray]

Aquarius confirming truth here

[noshadesingray]

Pisces: Love is in the air!

Aquarius, spraying a can of Febreze and holding their shirt over their nose: Not anymore.

[kissfromstars]

Dog: Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Pisces

Kitten: Aries, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Capricorn

[blurredzodiac]

WHAT THE SIGNS NEED MORE THAN ANYTHING

Aries: a reality check

Taurus: a line of coke and a karaoke machine

Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer

Cancer: a box of tissues and a block of chocolate

Leo: a room without mirrors

Virgo: a xanax

Libra: a backbone

Scorpio: to be escorted into hell

Sagittarius: to sit still

Capricorn: a joint

Aquarius: to listen to some jazz

Pisces: to stop the double persona thing

[jacquelinebouvier]

[noshadesingray]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[thingsorganizedneatly]

SUBMISSION: Adam Hillman, Pin-wheeling, 2017

[unfocusedmind]

[in-twilight-realms-blog]

[plagueutopia-deactivated2023021]

It’s back

[intheworstofways]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[oakh4rt]

this will always be my favorite

[dangerousnotbroken]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.

[legosaurus]

Rare Image of a Shark Stepping on a Lego 

[sun-dominant]

The signs as scents they remind me of

Aries: Cinnamon and ginger

Taurus: Pine and orange peels

Gemini: Lavender and the ocean

Cancer: Honey and Daisies

Leo: Lemon and Campfires

Virgo: The pages of books and clean linen

Libra: Brown sugar and honeysuckles

Scorpio: Dark chocolate and tea tree oil

Sagittarious: Nutmeg and citrus

Capricorn: Chamomile and peppermint

Aquarius: The smell after it rains and lime

Pisces: Vanilla and apple skin

[sleepyclover-blog]

people are allowed to leave you. people are allowed to break up with you. people are allowed to love you but not want to be with you. people are allowed to not want to talk to you. people are allowed to put their happiness before yours and do what makes them happy even if it does not include you. people are allowed to move on from you. people are allowed to fall in love with someone else. people are allowed to not want you in their life. people are allowed to do whatever they want to better themselves and become the version of themselves they are trying so hard to love. don’t be bitter towards someone who is only trying to be happy.

[stilljewelzz]

I feel like this POV does not get enough voice.

[extrinsic-demagoguery]

You can be bitter and still remain respectful of people’s boundaries and needs? What exactly is this post even trying to say

[tenebris-lumen]

Zodiac signs as socks

Aries 

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

[aestheticofthezodiac]

Aquarius Sun // Sagittarius Moon // Sagittarius Rising

[jessicastrovibes]

eecards (this took a long time actually)

ARIES

TAURUS

GEMINI

CANCER

LEO

VIRGO

LIBRA

SCORPIO

SAGITTARIUS

CAPRICORN

AQUARIUS

PISCES

[harebrained]

“Super Menstrual” Period Panties by Harebrained.

[zodiacfunandsuch]

What the signs are doing this holiday 🎅🎄

Aries: Sexually lighting the Hanukka candles

Taurus: Decorating the Christmas tree naked

Gemini: Pissing in Scorpios hot chocolate

Cancer: Rubbing their nipples to Christmas carols

Leo: Being a hoe hoe hoe

Virgo: Watching Christmas movies while having sex

Libra: Wearing a mistletoe as an excuse to have sex

Scorpio: Snorting their hot chocolate

Sagittarius: Riding a candy cane dildo or something

Capricorn: Using fruitcake as a fleshlight

Aquarius: Shoving baked goods in their orifices

Pisces: Buying gingerbread condoms

[thingsorganizedneatly]

Carl Auböck at The Salon Art + Design Fair

Presented by Clemens Cois & Patrick Parrish Gallery