No Sleep In My System @nosleepinmysystem - Tumblr Blog

You’re gonna meet people in your thirties and you’ll think you made good friends and they still won’t cease to surprise you in the worst possible way 6+ months later… 🙃

#you either have a really bad memory or really actually forgot you lied to me about the entire dating process #there wouldnt be anything remotely wrong with it except you kept leading me on #and after i confessed my crush you said we were gonna talk about it and then it never happened #your version of patient and kind is waiting it off and hoping they will forget #News flash i never forget #especiallly once you lie to me #but this is a coffin you don’t want to open and I’m well sesee #more hashtags because i can #i missed you tumblr lmao

Buying new clothes to cope with emotional damage

When youre neurodivergent and you know youre prone to fucking things up at some point, so you explain everything beforehand just in case but they still manage to flip the script and blame it on you 🥴

Sometimes i just need a place to vent to that nobody can see anymore lol

The saddest part is, even when supposedly drunk you didnt even reflect on what youve done, or for that matter thought about me enough to drunk text me or say anything at all, which only tells me you feel absolutely no remorse at all 🙃

But *deep sigh*

Thats okay. Thats okay sometimes

#you didnt need to make things awkward between our friends #but you chose to #now drink your cooladid #when im back you'll regret you let me go lmao #but this door is now closed shut #and im putting one hell of a padlock on it

kristina100000

Do u have that Trisha video of her as the tomb raider menu

reallyreallyreallytrying

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

murray-wrathbard

xiaq

So my bike was stolen from our garage last night. My beloved, custom, carbon fiber, most-expensive-thing-I-own-aside-from-my-car bike. I just found it listed on FB marketplace. Shit is about to go down.

xiaq

You take the time to look up the specs and even with that knowledge post it for an insulting low price?? Also this asshole had to have posted it within an hour or two of stealing in. Unreal.

xiaq

Just making shit up left and right. I’ve called the police and they’re useless so I’ve called reliable backup: climber friends. So far I have four men and two vehicles that will be joining B and I at the rendezvous. Bike heist is a go.

xiaq

@pastelsailorr That is absolutely what’s going to happen.

xiaq

Bike heist was a success. I met the thief, asked him to take it for a test ride, and then just…rode away. lol.

At which point, the boys all got out of their cars where they were waiting to have a chat with the guy. B met me with our car two blocks away, we put the bike in the back, and returned to Safeway to see how the boys were faring. Thief had already skedaddled, but they’d told him to never step foot on my property again and he apologized and booked it. So we had an adrenaline-fueled morning that nonetheless reinforced that we’ve moved to a place with a great community of friends willing to drop everything on a Saturday morning to help us, and the guys claimed it was the most fun they’d had in months.