hot dads hmu

I care more about my dogs than my blood relatives into TV&movies, hot dads, and dumb ass memes.

[bergaramadejs]

depression vs. anxiety

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[epicsheebs]

[nerd-nugget]

Hangry

[rainbowcookiz]

this bitch empty

YEET

[michaelcerasofficial-deactivate]

john mulaney’s face journey when he had to listen to jerry seinfeld talk about cars tag urself

[worthlessstreetrat]

HBC is wearing a dress of dicks btw

Oceans 8 (2018)

John Mulaney: New in Town (2012) - Netflix  

[corgisagainsthumanity]

I think @mulaney would approve

[yourstrulys]

“This is not just a magazine. This is a shining beacon of hope for… Oh, I don’t know… let’s say a young boy growing up in Rhode Island with six brothers, pretending to go to soccer practice when he was really going to sewing class and reading Runway under the covers at night with a flashlight.” - The Devil Wears Prada (2006) 

[peachysuggest]

you are not unloveable just because people have treated you poorly

[noslenirb]

needed this

[bitchycode]

Weather these days:

Mon: 75° ☀️

Tues: 22° ❄️

Wed: 57° 🌤

Thurs: 30° ☔️

Fri: 80° ☀️ (with a chance of snow)

[the-vegan-muser]

[ryanbergara2]

what makes me laugh is how dramatic the trailers for unsolved supernatural are compared to the episodes themselves that are actually 50% ryan screaming and freaking out and 50% shane making him wheeze

[tinypmsmatch]

Pantone 5773 color match. Inland Sea Oats seeds. They were growing at the Lost Pines hotel ground I went to with my family. They look beautiful blown in the wind.

[tinypmsmatch]

Pantone 255 color match. Purple Lantana from my front yard.

[tinypmsmatch]

Pantone 2264 color match. Deer Moss. It’s so fluffy and soft.

[tinypmsmatch]

Pantone 2094 color match. Blue Lilyturf flowers. Although I think it’s more like purple 😉 They have this lovely delicate sweet scent.

[tinypmsmatch]

Pantone 151 color match. Orange peel. An image from my book “Tiny Pantone Objects”. - I’m doing a book giveaway (signed copy) on Instagram > http://bit.ly/2bH2ouN

[tinypmsmatch]

Pantone 7758 color match. Wild Sunflower bud. So apparently today is the Autumnal Equinox, aka the first day of Fall. But being in Texas, our weather doesn’t really acknowledge this fact since we have 88 degrees temp today. So here’s our wild Sunflower, still bearing buds 😁🌻