[nosquisumus]

Alright so, my absence:

Okay so recently I vanished from this account. I kind of popped over to another account due to my friend being there to support me but I’ve been in a very bad place, mentally. I was sexually assaulted at a convention and I’ve been having a rough go of life in general for the last few weeks. Sorry for being gone.

[hcybrothcr]

“Please, don’t leave me.”

Send “Please, don’t leave me.” for your muse to stop mine from leaving after a fight!

He paused, hand still on the door, when she spoke. “I.. won’t.. but at least let me cook for you.. You haven’t eaten all day.” That’s what the argument was about, at least at first.

[nosquisumus]

For a moment Bard looked completely vulnerable. She was used to people walking out on her. She expected it. She’d grown so used to it that she never got attached any more and hooo boy was she attached now. For a long moment she said nothing before she nodded. “Okay. Sorry.”

[hcybrothcr]

“ i don’t feel like the same person i was before it happened. ”

“You mesn before we met or are you talking about something else entirely?” He asked curious. “I’d like to say I’m different for meeting you as well, my dear.”

[nosquisumus]

“You changed me.” she murmured. “When you saved me from that rogue baby vampire. I’m not the same as I was before that.”

“How could I be?”

[hcybrothcr]

“ Dad? —oh, I’m hallucinating. ”

He placed a hand on her forehead softly frown on his face. “Are you feeling alright, Bayla?”

[nosquisumus]

“I’m good. Probably.” the blonde looked up hazily at Elijah, skin clammy and pupils reacting oddly to the light. It was almost as if she’d been drugged. “Especially since my dad’s not really here. It’s a hallucination. Right?” she wasn’t sure at this point and was mostly hoping it to be true.

“Cuz if he’s really here...” her eyes seemed to be focused on the location her dad was supposedly standing in, heart beating almost too fast. “It’s not real. It’s not real.”

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Sparring/Training Sentence Starters

Requested by Anonymous

“Come on, then! Hit me!”

“Your stance is all wrong.”

“Am I doing this right?”

“I feel like I’ve been chewed up, spat out, and run over repeatedly.”

“Get down and give me 20!”

“How many miles/kilometers are we running?!”

“Hey! Watch where you’re swinging that!” 

“Nice punch! Now do it again!” 

“You won’t hurt me, I promise.” 

“My grip feels off…” 

“Have you ever used a(n) __ before?” 

“I don’t want to hurt you…” 

“I think I’m going to feel that tomorrow.” 

“If you can lift me up, then you can lift these weights just fine.” 

“On a scale of one to ten, how much did that hurt?”

“Here, you put your feet like this…” 

“Relax. I’m trying to help.” 

“Can you teach me how to __?”

“God, we stink.” 

“Are you doing okay?” 

“Are you alright?” 

“If I do fifteen push-ups, can I be done for the day?” 

“Come on! Another round!” 

“You can win this time!”

“Work your angle a little more and you got it perfect!” 

“What are you doing up at this hour?” 

“Where did you get that bruise?” 

“Hey, no, stop. You’re going to break your fingers punching like that.”

[puppeteeriing-deactivated202501]

high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

[vhsmeme]

* interview the muse

‘ do you miss anyone? ’

‘ how are you doing? ’

‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’

‘ what makes you laugh? ’ 

‘ list your top three bands or singers. ’ 

‘ how many blankets do you sleep with? ’

‘ does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’

‘ gum, cake, pie or ice cream? ’

‘ favorite book? ’

‘ are you a good person? ’

‘ describe love. ’

‘ have you ever taken part in an uprising? ‘

‘ favorite song? ’

‘ name a guilty pleasure. ’

‘ the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you today? ’

‘ tell me one truth and one lie. ’

‘ do you like people? ’

‘ what motivates you? ’

‘ describe the perfect weekend. ’

‘ any pet peeves? ’

‘ do you need a hug? ’

‘ would you like to have kids? ’

‘ do you have any tattoos? ’

‘ classical, oldies, punk, hip hop or country? ’

‘ when was the last time you cried? ’

‘ are you religious? ’

[nosquisumus]

pianokeysandbowties:

“I’m glad things are working themselves out for all of you.  Hang in there.  I’m sure it’ll keep getting better if they’re willing to work towards understanding you.”  Blaine could understand how even the smallest steps felt like mountains you’ve climbed to the top of every chance you got to feel like you made headway with your parents in getting them to accept you.  Any hint of approval was something worth clinging onto.  Because you never were sure when you might get another one.  Or lose what groundwork you made.  It was nice to see that Jason’s parents put forth an effort that stuck.  Slowly, but surely, his mother was doing the same.  Now that his father was tapering out of the picture several years after his parents divorced.  Only a matter of time before that was bound to happen.  If it gave him his mother the happier and more herself she became?  That was his celebration.  Take what you can get, remember?

“Even if they can’t understand.  You’re still their son.  It’s nice to see they’re remembering that.  Come on.  Dinner’s on me then,” he glanced down at his fingers and held in a groan.  Tomorrow was going to be ugly.  Might as well admit it to himself.  Smiling up at Jason anyway, he grabbed his gym bag off the bench and slung it over his shoulder.  “Any requests?”

“Exactly.” he agreed. “Small steps.  Little things.” he grinned, cocking his head. “It’s hard when you’re, you know, not subtle about who you are. I always loved glittery eyeliner and being as big of a person as I can be. I’m not going to shrink myself to fit other people’s expectations. Never wanted to be that person. It meant I got my ass kicked a lot in high school but Carter was having none of it. Taught me how to fight.” he admitted. “Of course, Carter could still beat my ass even though I’m a lot bigger then her now.”

“It pays to have a badass older sister though.” he laughed, shaking his head. “She’s an actual FBI agent and not just a consultant like myself.” Jason leaned down to brush his lips across the kids knuckles. “My sister would kill me if I didn’t ‘kiss it better’ as you say. How about a good old fashioned american diner? I want bad meatloaf.”

[nosquisumus]

willhalstxad:

His eyebrows furrow as she empties her stomach and he heads into the hallway for a moment. Will comes back a moment later with a syringe and some anti-nauseant. “Alright, I’m gonna give you somethin’ for your nausea and then I’m gonna take you for a head CT.”  He cleans up the injection sight and prepares the medication, slowly sliding it into her arm. “Should start workin’ fairly quickly.”

She let out a low displeased groan at the sight of the needle but it was nothing new to her. She nearly instantly felt better too. “Is the head CT the one with the giant magnet? Or is that the other thing? Cuz I have piercings.”

[mike-munroee-blog]

“You deserve a break.”

Mike looked down at his hands, frowning. “A break? A break from what?” He snapped and looked back at her. “A break from you? Because I could fucking use that sometimes.” And God he didn’t mean to be so horrible.

[nosquisumus]

mike-munroee:

“Good.” Mike spat, looking away. He knew as soon as she was out the door, it was a slim chance to get her back in. If he lost her, Mike would just be fucking worse. He closed his eyes and shook his head. “I’m sorry too.” He murmured, rubbing his face.

“Don’t be sorry.” she murmured. “You’re more important. I get that.”

“I’m used to this. The goodbye. I’m used to-” she couldn’t say it. A pained noise escaped her and her hand, shaking, came up to cover her mouth. “Sorry. I just-” she was panicking, chest heaving and air coming harder. She’d hyperventilate, the little idiot, if she kept going like this. “I’m just used to being treated like this.” she managed before she stumbled backwards out the door, collapsing against the wall on the other side the moment the door was shut and burying her hands in her hair as her head hung low.

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

i want to _____ you.

[hcybrothcr]

“My hands are shaking.”

Platonic Requests for Affection [x]

He softly took her hands with his own, gently he held them. “What’s wrong? What has you shaking so much?” Elijah wondered if it was just coffee. He knew drinking to much can cause one to shake from the caffeine. He’s witnessed Rebekah get that way a few times. 

[nosquisumus]

hcybrothcr:

“Of course I can, here.” He brought up her hands closer to his face. Elijah cupped both of her cold hands between his and blew on them gently. Then rubbed them a little. 

Bard’s smile was soft as he blew on her frigid overworked fingers. “I can always count on you to save the day.” she practically bounced, leaning into him slightly. “My assistant actually told me that I’d been working for eleven hours straight and told me to go home and eat. We’re so close to finishing this project that I kind of lost track of time. I need a nap, some food, and to get back to work.” she admitted.

“What did you do today?”

[hcybrothcr]

“My hands are shaking.”

Platonic Requests for Affection [x]

He softly took her hands with his own, gently he held them. “What’s wrong? What has you shaking so much?” Elijah wondered if it was just coffee. He knew drinking to much can cause one to shake from the caffeine. He’s witnessed Rebekah get that way a few times. 

[nosquisumus]

Her hands were cold and calloused, the the callouses weren’t unusual. “I think I just spent too much time working today. They keep cramping up and I can’t warm them up. Can you help?” she asked, practically pouting at him even as he took her hands and held them, the warmth from his own hands warming them up.

[sparknshinerpmemes-blog]

Some Random Starters

“Aren’t you cute?” “Hey, now. What’s going on?” “I want to ask you something.” “I’ll be fine.” “I am not okay.” “I’m okay!” “Do you need help?” “Is there a problem?” “Get back here!” “This is not okay!” “This is okay.” “Get over here!” “Hello there.” “Wow, really?” “Why? Just why?” “I can’t hear you!” “Seriously?” “Stop!”

[startermemes]

Random Starter Sentences #2

“I’m not going to say I told you so, but… I told you so.”

“Everything about this situation is wrong.”

“What did you do this time?”

“Look, I know it’s weird but just hear me out.”

“Now there’s a bad plan I can get behind!” 

“Do you ever think about dogs and get emotional?”

“This pizza tastes like salty cardboard…”

“You realize those are dog treats, right?”

“So I’m pretty sure I ate soap today.”

“Please, don’t stop loving me…”

“Listen to me, you’re the most amazing person I know.”

“What I wouldn’t give for a burger right about now.”

“Woah, dude. That’s way too much information!”

“Does this have something to do with that drunk text you sent?”

“You’ve been avoiding me and I’d like to know why.”

“My shift is over in fifteen minutes, meet me out back.”

“How can you live like this?!”

“What’s wrong with talking to the cat? At least he gets me.”

“This isn’t what it looks like…”

“Those nails are so tragic, let’s fix that.”

“I haven’t left my room in four days, what’s new with you?”

“I’ve got you wrapped around my little finger.”

“This expired six years ago but I think it’s still good. What do you think?”

“Beaches are nice until you think about all the places this sand has been.”

[nosquisumus]

pianokeysandbowties:

By the way his wrappings that they’d tossed in the trash were stained a gross dark brown red and the damage on his knuckles?  Blaine wasn’t so sure the world made as many leaps and bounds towards acceptance that Jason was under the impression of.  Or he could be getting frustrated and grumpy because he was hungry, in pain and still upset.  A mix of both to sour his mood?  Yeah.  That was pretty on point.  A sardonic smile touched on his lips, a huff of laughter with no real sound said he sympathized with the parental opinion by first hand experience.  And hospital stays for a part of yourself you couldn’t change?  Yeah, he’d punched that card too.  Unfortunately.  

“I’m sorry that happened to you,” he glanced up–gaze softened with understanding.  “All of it.  No one deserves that.  Parents are supposed to support us.  Some just miss the message.”  Swallowing hard as his knuckles were tapped, Blaine’s breath hitched.  “Probably more purpose than I want to think about..”  Because the idea that he’d punched when he could have stopped crossed his mind more than once and the connotations behind that were something he’d rather not dwell on.  Until later.

“Thanks.  I appreciate it.  The birthday wish and the help.  Can I make it up to you?  Are you hungry?  I need a shower and food.  Let me make you dinner?  It’s the least I can do.”

“They call every year on my birthday now which is a step. Surprised the hell out of me when they called me up out of the blue three years ago since I hadn’t heard from them in seventeen years. They’re working it out.” he’d meant to gloss over that part, didn’t want him to know his parents didn’t want anything to really do with him since he ‘officially’. That he’d lived with Carter, his older sibling, since he was fourteen. But it did get better, even if it took half his life to do it. “Sometimes life surprises you.”

“Oh?” he asked a little surprised. “Food sounds pretty good to me actually. Yeah. Maybe I can monitor those fingers of yours.”

[nosquisumus]

sorry i vanished guys, i’m the actual worst.