DR. RICK TRAGER

You made the right choice here, buddy.

[teamrick]

Let's take a break, huh, buddy? The old two martini lunch, have a little confab.

OOC NOTES

hello and welcome to my trager ask blog!

i am reb, my main blog is @bikerfuel.

this blog will ofc include all 18+ themes associated with outlast and richard as a whole!!

i don’t control the media you consume, however, and minors may interact if they wish.

most of this blog will be completely in character, which means comments will be treated the same!

any interaction is allowed (including roleplay, oc, ooc, other canon characters, all that jazz).

do be aware that i will ignore the rare asks that make me uncomfortable (this is verging on nothing, so go crazy).

[teamrick]

*runs out of the asylum with Rick's credit card to put him in more credit card debt.* >:3

Whatever! Once I get my hands on you, you’ll sell yourself. 😉

[teamrick]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCKKKKKK

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🗣️

[teamrick]

Hey boss! I finished your playlist for your drive this weekend. Enjoy your cruise and give Blaire my best. I'll have the office decluttered while you're gone and work on finding you a new "masseuse". *after making airquotes, she raises both hands in front of herself, palms out* don't volunteer me again. Not happening boss. *grins* Don't pout. Have a good time, sir.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3Q9ig1lpdRdy2iEMg5K589?si=ij2KCrKqSGey49vJCUzunQ&pi=VFKpkeQ4S8qEv

You sure about that? One-hundred percent sure? Y’know, I’ll add a little something onto your salary if you change your mind! 😉 Blaire said hello, but he’s not completely sober, don’t count on him to recall the weekend when he’s back, heh! I’ve made sure of that. The playlist’s a great soundtrack for all the action, thanks, sweetheart.

[teamrick]

Hey rick, what's your favorite part about business, and do you have any employees you dislike?

Y’know, I try to keep hush-hush about this, you gotta work smart to keep the whole system working breezy and all… if anyone asks, it’s because I’m passionate about the whole thing, yes, extremely passionate. But between you and me, my favorite part of business is the money!

[teamrick]

Rick, come back, I need to put you in credit card debt :(

Still here, buddy, don’t think you’ll get away that easy. Just a busy work week! 😉

[teamrick]

Thanks boss. I'll pass on the drink. *smirks* Speaking of, the cleaning service you WERE using called and said they were not responsible for *shuffles papers and adjusts glasses* "Cleaning up whores after a" *grins and chuckles* ahem, "a TOOT PARTY".

No worries, I tapped into Murkoff's discretion and you won't be using them again. *mumbles* I didn't know you'd could deport natural citizens...

Anywho, it's Tuesday and you know I leave early on Tuesday's for pilates. You need anything else before I scoot?

You gotta demonstrate some Pilates poses for me one day, you know I’m a sucker for athletic women… maybe I’ll give you a raise!

Thanks for dealing with the little mishap. I swear, the world is so sensitive nowadays, you can’t have a good old-fashioned weekend. Did you know doctors used to prescribe the stuff? Keeps you merry, working hard, trust me. You should give it a go with me sometime. Maybe it’ll help with the Pilates sessions. ;)

[teamrick]

The bouncy castle costed $1000 and now you're in credit card debt, but I won't repay you because I'm evil

Oh you’ll repay me, alright. Come down to the castle and I’ll give you a free checkup as well.

[teamrick]

hey, bud. real curious. what made you decide to be a... doctor? don't seem much like any doctor i've met, respectfully.

Well, actually, I’ve always been interested, always had surgeon’s manuals next to my playboy mags as a kid and oh, when video started making the rounds and they started recording their work, I got real hot and bothered! But, y’know, my daddy said to me, “buddy, don’t go to medical school, doctors are on the wrong side of litigation.” and he was always right. So, I didn’t… but there’s so many routes into professional surgery nowadays, that didn’t matter at all. 😉

[teamrick]

Tinker scratched at their chin while eyeing the strange set of ocular lenses on this guy's face. "Ay, hows that gadget in your eye work? You install it all on your own?" They asked with a genuine curiosity. -Tink 🪛

Trager tapped the side of his magnified lenses with an overgrown nail, the left side of interest seemingly installed on an ordinary pair of worn-down spectacles.

“Oh, these little things? Doctor’s secret.” He let out a chuckle, forced and sanitised, as if he were facing a future business partner.

“But, let’s just say they help me see all the little details; surgeons need to have a precise cut, y’know. Ruining my prize would be… well, entirely counterproductive, wouldn’t it? Like selling… broken fine china. And I wouldn’t want people to think I’m some sort of rip-off merchant, no, no: it’s less effort on my end when it comes to stuff that sells itself.” He winked.

[teamrick]

can i give you a smooch rick.... just one smooch....

Now aren’t you all just a bunch of little charmers, huh? I guess one wouldn’t hurt! As long as I can do something of my own afterwards. No skin off your back, I promise!

[teamrick]

RICK. ADMIT YOU LIKE BLAIRE A LITTLE MORE THAN JUST FRIEND. 🔪

All I get in this damn place is lies spread on my name! No one respects the hard-working, intelligent man anymore. Although Blaire and I have had some great times… I’ll tell you that much.

[teamrick]

Doc, the fort collapsed and now the "cola" is trapped under the mattresses. I'm sorry, can I borrow your card to buy a bouncy castle instead?

Borrow my card? Alright, buddy, now you’re asking for a little physicality… not that I can’t afford it, of course. Oh, I can afford it. In fact, yeah, you can buy a bouncy castle… pocket change. No skin off my back, that’s for sure!

[teamrick]

YOU SHOULD WATCH LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS RICK, I THINK YOU WOULD LIKE THE DENTIST.

Never heard of it! It might surprise you, but I’ve never been much of a movie guy… real life entertains me enough. So much to do, so much to see. 😉 but maybe I’ll put it on tonight.

[teamrick]

How would you feel if you met a girl just like you, personality whise and everything.

We’d have real eventful nights and make a fat load of cash during our lifelong marriage. 👍

[teamrick]

Always looking for new paitents? huh :/ I heard you guys were full from someone else. I guess i'll look into it and make a planned day or somthing?

Sure should, buddy! It seems like some people in this company need to reevaluate our end goal, here; trying to turn you away was just unfair. Y’know, we really care about our patients here. Always dedicated to intaking more 😉

[teamrick]

I'll let you into my fort if you give me an ounce of coke (totally cola)

As long as you’re sharing. ;) The COLA is coming right up!