Hey y’all. I am struggling to make ends meet because I don’t get consistent work hours and until i can figure out how to afford driving school I just don’t have any other options for a better job, theres just no other jobs in my area that I haven’t applied to already.
The situation
I am $6 short on my phone bill which is due today, and my job tells me when I am scheduled via texting me on a nightly basis on whether or not im coming in. So i need that badly.
I also have to rely on Ubers to get home, i only have a ride in the mornings. I need roughly $60 for this coming Monday and Tuesday (if im even scheduled) and then on Wednesday I should get paid enough to figure it out until the next week.
I also need maybe up to $150 for groceries, or i am also plugging an amazon wishlist that has some groceries, toiletries, and clothes that would be amazing to get.
Tbh im super in the hole. Im almost fully over-drafted, I have 3 payday loans out, im late on one credit card as of today, and two payments late on the other one, and im one payment late on a normal loan, im very fucked and the actual amount that would fix it is way higher than im willing to ask for.
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
Tim, presenting his photo evidence as to how he knows Bruce Wayne is Batman: And then here's one of Nightwing kissing Kid Flash, and another of Dick kissing Wally West!
Bruce, turning slowly to Dick: You don't say?
(Bruce: I'm not upset you're pan, I'm upset you're dating him
Tim: Yeah, Dick, he couldn't be upset that you're into guys, 'cause here's a list of every man Bruce has slept with in the last year)
"What did you do to them?" "Nothing. They were the ones that went into my head uninvited, psychics really need to learn boundaries. I tried to keep the away from dangerous memories, but you know how they are with privacy." "What did they find?" "I don't know, I forgot it for a reason."
conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 84 (masterpost here)
*connecting ping*
Tim: hey Jay, i'm coming up behind you, what's up?
Jason: shh, i'm busy.
*boots against stone*
Tim: what are we doing? *a beat* is that Damian?
Jason: yeah he's working with Dick tonight. Dick's inside the warehouse.
Tim: ...why are you watching him like a creepy stalker?
Jason: i dunno. just been... introspective, lately.
Tim, jokily: about how being a teen dad ruined your life?
*smacking sound*
Tim: *yelps* ow??
Jason: shut up.
Tim: ok, well about what then?
Jason: i dunno. you know how people say that they get to the same age as their mom was when they were born, and then have a mental breakdown because they couldn't imagine for the life of them being in charge of a human baby?
Tim: ...yeah?
Jason: yeah. well. i dunno. Day's fourteen now. he's only a couple months older than i was when i died.
Tim: oh, and it's making you think about how young you were when it happened?
Jason: *considering noise* ehh, not really. i'm just- just- just look at him down there. all small. a clear child.
Tim, bland: he's the same height as me.
Jason: and you're weird and small so my point still stands.
Tim: *slightly irritated* mhm. what's your point?
Jason: just...
*a beat*
Jason: can you fucking imagine him going through airport security by himself?
*slight pause*
Tim, now amused: sorry, what?
Jason: i was fucking barely fourteen, and i was just waltzing through that airport with no supervision, passport and boarding pass to Ethiopia in hand, not a care in the world. could you imagine Damian doing that by himself at his age?!?
Tim: *snort* i- i mean, no. i guess times have changed, i don't actually think he'd be allowed to fly by himself.
Jason: -and to Ethiopia-! a country he's never been to before, no guide or place to stay, nobody waiting to show him around--he's so fucking young!
Tim: Jay, you know he's not going to Ethiopia by himself, right? that was you.
Jason: -BUT COULD YOU FUCKING IMAGINE?!?!?
Tim, placating: yea- ok, ok you're right, it would be wild. but it's fine because he's not going to need to go anywhere by himself. he has you to hold his passport, right? he'll never have to go through airport security by himself in his life if he doesn't want to.
Jason: i got a taxi to the airport--i just full on got into a car with a stranger- i took a NAP on the way there. with a STRANGER in the car.
Tim: i mean isn't that how you got adopted in the first place-
Jason: HE'S SO FUCKING YOUNG-
Tim, morbidly curious: dude are you tearing up?
Jason: i haven't slept in three days.
Tim: oh my god.
*connecting ping*
Bruce: ok i don't know what's happening with you all over there but can you knock it off? i'm supposed to be working with the Justice League tonight, why is Damian texting me telling me to 'tell your other children to stop crying at me from rooftops like i can't fucking see them'.
Jason: shit we've been got-
Tim: for the record Jason is the only one crying.
Bruce, tiredly: just stop harassing your little brother.
This blog has most, if not some, headcanons, small little things surrounding hair style, wearing nail polish(cause who wouldn't?), pronouns, Sexualities, height, etc. Like I said, small things🙂↕️ lmao
How to Distinguish between the two:
Dick will speak with the regular text
Nightwing will speak with Blue Bold-chat Text
"Adopting all of Bruce's kids"
MAGIC ANON AFFECTS:
Blue Jay wings(permanent)
A possible cursed amulet(by @/gothamsdeadgirlwalking)
NAME
Richard John 'Dick'Grayson(+Wayne)
AGE
25-26
GENDER
Male
HEIGHT
5' 7"
BIRTHDAY
March 20th, 2000
ETHNICITY
Romani
PRONOUNS
Any/All(-She/Her)
SEXUALITY
Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Genderfluid
💐🌼🌸🏵🌹
IN CHARACTER RELATIONSHIP(s):
Wally - Dating????? Yeah, probably I'm going with the flow, LMAO(w/ @/deadmanrunning)
#Tag: ♡•°Waiting for Love°•♡
Garth - honestly?? Not too sure what their relationship is?? I know they flirt, so why not??? XD (w/ @/tempest-the-storm)
#Tag: ♤~°Stars in the Sky°~♤
Koriand'r - They're so CUTEEE, OKAY??? (w/ @/koriandrofficial)
there’s very few things that drive me up the wall in fandom as much as this weird new assumption that fandom is primarily a space for younger people that older folks are only accepted into in a trial basis if they promise to centralize and accommodate younger fans, and further, anything else is creepy and predatory. IT’S OKAY FOR ADULTS TO PRODUCE CONTENT FOR OTHER ADULTS.
if I have to read “women in their 30s” used as an insult one more time I swear I’ll - step away from that user and just hang out with the other grownups who consistently create good content because I’m also an adult and too busy comparing car insurance to fight with teenagers on the internet, but goddAMMIT I’ll be annoyed
