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Never really fit back in 5 parts
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Identity fraud 6 parts
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Story list
Never really fit back in 5 parts
Never really fit back in (aside) 1 part
Supernova remnant (alt to Never really got back in) 1 part
Identity fraud 6 parts
Drew some boostle while trying to avoid conversation at a family event.
we need to bring back the 80s style crop tops and shorts for men. i need it to be popular again. slut the men out like johnny depp in nightmare on elm street. slut them out.
anyone surprised that markiplier knows about the bloodymary ship doesn't remember this is a man who has seen himself ass blasted by springtrap you must assume that whatever the most obscure, insane content you've involved him in he not only knows about it but already knows more than you'll ever fathom. it's too late. he knew before you even knew you knew he knew you knew
Olruggio's on the verge of passing out from exhaustion but when Agott shyly ask him if he can review her spell he's like "Yes Gimme!". He may be dying from overwork but there's always time to help the daughter™
Let's be real, his job is to be online...
FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—
Okay here me out.
Captain marvel/Shazam and the rest of fawset were in a time bubble for 50 + years..... So whose to say the billy batson isn't related to some of the other heroes in some way? Like Bruce Wayne's distant great uncle or Barry Allen cousin who knows how many removed or even ma Kent's nephew she only saw once before his parents passed.
Puts a whole new level into the 'adopt because he's technically a child' fics
There are two wolves in me one who loves clay baby Diana and one who love Diana calling Billy her brother
This is the best time for a Captain Marvel revival because Captain Nazi is a relevant antagonist again
Poor thing, she's dying from cringe 😔
I can't leave comments because of some network error
i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.
Jon: I think it got to the point where I had to introduce Damian as my boyfriend to my friends.
Kon: Oh, why do you think that? You told me that you two had decided to tell them little by little.
Jon: Well... judging by the gifts he's been giving me, like delivering flowers to my work at least every week, new clothes, fancy watches, trying to give me a new cell phone after seeing the cracked screen protector on mine... My friends are convinced I'm dating an old man and he's my sugar daddy!
Kon: Oh! It's a really complicated situation, but... that would only solve one of those problems, Jon.
Jon: What do you mean?
*Kon answers a call*
Bart: Hey, Tim's boy toy—
*Kon hangs up*
Jon: ...
Kon: ...
Jon: ...
Kon: At least they'll know you're not dating an old man.
i amm thinking about kon afraid of the dark and kon good with kids and kon building collapse and what if you were a small scared kitten but there was a smaller scareder kitten you had to take care of (/ref).
anyway kon trying to evac an unstable battle zone and doing a last sweep and seeing a terrified 5 year old climbing out of a hiding spot in the wreckage crying cause he cant find his mom and everything is scary and everyone is gone and kon spots him just as the building is going unstable above him and so kon basically has exactly enough time to dive in to grab the kid pull him to his chest and roll him over to shield him from the falling building with his ttk and his body.
but that means when everything is settled and kon is left holding up this pocket of rubble for them its pitch black in there and kon is realizing its very dark and he cant see a thing and hes freaking the fuck out but the kid under him sniffles and starts to wail in terror and kon has to Pull Himself Together and stomp down his own fear and the strain of literally holding up a building so it doesn't crush them so he can reassure that kid and try to keep the shakiness out of his voice while he comforts the poor five year old and promises him theyre just fine and kons keeping them safe with his Tactile Telekinesis and its no biggie he could do this aaaaallll day (he cant its very heavy and taking a lot out of him but he cant let go or it will crush them and he cant let that happen) and Supermans already on his way to save them (he doesnt know if clark even knows the building came down on them yet) and its all good theyre totally fine. and kon is trying so so hard to keep it together for this kid but the building is very heavy and the pocket is Very Dark and hes scared.
i think it should circle around to kon Cant keep it together anymore like hes Trying but between the strain of holding up their pocket and how Long hes been stuck in the dark fighting off terror hes breaking down and losing energy to spare on stomping it down. he cant keep the wobble out of his voice and hes hiccuping and sniffling and crying and really really trying not to cause hes really trying to keep the kid calm. but he forgot that kids are actually really emotionally aware and resilient and hes done such a good job of reassuring the kid that the kid starts reassuring him in that cute little kid way of reminding him all the stuff he already told him like supermans on his way and its gonna be okay and the darks not so scary cause theres two of them here and kon starts crying a little harder and manages a wobbly "thanks buddy"
I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
Its like how people who don't learn fire safety are brutally mauled and eaten alive by Smokey the Bear.