Woo! Freedom to enjoy life

Do not confound the escape of the prisoner with the flight of the deserter

[myjetpack]

My latest Guardian Books cartoon.

p.s. I’m on a German book tour: come and see me in Berlin (mon), Frankfurt (tue), or Munich (wed). Details at www.tomgauld.com

[takengrave]

Horus its MY turn for the unidentified red light source

[nekocarlsenpai]

Brazenly stole a joke from Twitter, hehe

you think being 6700+ years will stop me ? Bend over, grandpa

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

Hillarious because technically this guy is not a grandpa. His role in the imperial polycule was being the youngster twink less than half the age of Erda or Big E.

He is the grandparent bender in this scenario.

[not-a-farrier]

Running the officio assassinorium is not brat behaviour.

Creating a religion dedicated to your primary just to piss him off however...

[takengrave]

The IW server has been infested with bees lately so I had to draw this

[feelmyroarrrr]

Link

What a thirst trap!!!

[the-real-seebs]

... gotta say i am genuinely impressed by this man's ability to fold a fitted sheet and have it come out well.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[teaboot]

HELLO?

[alexaloraetheris]

I have impressed my mom by knowing how to fold a fitted sheet nicely and I can't ever tell her this video is how I learned.

[o-craven-canto]

Come to the Human Cuisine Restaurant, we have:

Boiled grain

Flatbread with various toppings

Flatbread wrapped around filling

Fried lean meat

Stew of fatty meat and starch

Fermented vegetable

Oily sauce

Aromatic herbs

Stimulant alkaloids

Alcoholic beverage

[r0zeclawz]

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

[stealingpotatoes]

it's very important jedi-nightsister research ok

(commission info // tip jar!)

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[takengrave]

Guilliman… Guilliman… Address me

[beardedmrbean]

Points to Damon, this is funny

[hal-monitor]

✨🏳️‍⚧️ A short pride comic, hope you’re all well 🏳️‍⚧️✨

[prokopetz]

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

[prokopetz]

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)

[prokopetz]

Since we're sharing our personal white whales in the notes, mine is one I read when I was like ten about a boy who travels to a post-apocalyptic future where rising sea levels have caused humanity to evolve into fish-people, has a whirlwind romance with a local girl, then resolves to travel back to his own time and prevent the apocalypse, only to discover that his fish girlfriend has destroyed the time machine while he slept. He has a mental breakdown and the story just ends. Thirty years later and I still have no idea who wrote it or what it's called – not for lack of searching!

[not-a-farrier]

I still have a Robert Westall collection of these.

[elliespectacular]

driver's ed is trying to be more hip and relatable to the youth so they started adorning those horrifying photos of mutilated corpses in car wreckage with image macro text saying things like "BRO THOUGHT HE HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY 😆💀😭"

[deathmybride]

[aanglican]

world heritage post: avatar femslash fans on livejournal discussing the possibility of a lesbian or bi lead in the legend of korra in 2010, 2 years before the series first aired. four years later, korra and asami walked into the spirit world together holding hands.

happy korrasami day!

[caecilius-est-pater]

This is the diametric opposite of "we popping the biggest bottles when Makorra happens"

[stedilnik]

Employee orientation

[stedilnik]

Self-defense training.

[kaity--did]

you just let Penny draw on the walls? Just like draw whatever she wants on the WALLS!?

Yeah my dude, it's her play room she's allowed to play in it ya know? Made a deal that she can draw where she wants in the play room, but she can't anywhere else in the house and she's always respected that deal, never had to like clean up marker or anything off walls in the common areas

Also they're just walls. If she decides she wants to start over I got a bucket of paint with her a me on it!

[not-a-farrier]

A) this is cute as shit

B) Much better to have this in one room you know about than discovering an art project where you're not expecting