Machiaveli

Indulgence at its best. London. 19

[not-batmann]

I’m just dead

[pi-la]

Every. Fucking. Morning.

[themaynards624-deactivated20181]

Can’t… stop… watching

[from-93-till]

[gentle-assbutt]

Please unmute

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

this is perfect for explaining how my brain sees music

all the loopy parts with harps, sharp stops YES

this is EXACTLY how I see music

[sassyshoulderangel319]

Also ^This^ one

[throwbackblr]

[yermemeblog]

S H I B E O V E R L O A D

[nultemp]

judgement by the council

[anduinsholydick]

this dog thinks he’s facing Cerberus

[tigerbun]

@tumblesheeb

[shencomix]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Spinning to make yourself dizzy as a kid is the real gateway drug

[uss-edsall]

This is fucking weird but I remembered the name of my best friend on Halo Reach back in 2012, found him on steam because he probably used the same name as his steam account; and added him

[uss-edsall]

So it turns out that he’s lived seven minutes away from my house in the states for the past six years

[clintrobert]

Sarah by @clintr

[omnomnominator]

[paulsrockinpagoda]

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

[eevescribbles]

This is hilarious

Little cuties

[toothygremlin]

I’d like to give a very big fuck you to anyone who talks badly about janitors, trashmen, maids, house cleaners,ect.

[thekrazykeke]

[onlytwitterpics]

[turnon]

we need a nintendogs app i am sick of living like this

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

Gordon is precious and I love him.

[theriu]

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

uranus sounds like “your anus”. haha sorry guys, pretty extreme science jokes for you all, you might not get it if you dont study astrophysics

[rocksfalleveryonedies-deactivat]

#a summary of the big bang theory

[babyanimalgifs]

this is a sea turtle. I know they can live for over 500 years but I never knew they got this big