Hell Bound

Hey fellas, it's Tim McGraw, pet my head and shake my paw.

[not-ben-stiller]

I can't believe NBS is finally fucking dead

Am I?

[paprikamom-deactivated20160112]

These are a pair of onesies. For infants. One reads “i’m just a cupcake looking for my stud muffin” and the other reads “girls dig chubby guys”. Heteros really need to stop trying to force their lifestyle on children.

[paperwhale]

People are really creepy about pushing heterosexuality on babies in general. Like “oh, he loves to smile at girls, he’s such a flirt” and “What a pretty little girl; your daddy is going to have to beat the boys away with a stick”

Like can you not even wait for your infants to gain control of their neck muscles before you start pushing your sexual preferences on them?

[paprikamom-deactivated20160112]

oh my gosh this this this this this

so much

it makes me so uncomfortable

[ornatesong-blog]

The sexism too though…the one for baby girls is “I want a boy” while the one for baby boys is “girls want me” it’s so weird 

[not-ben-stiller]

I was starting to question it until professional retard paperwhale used creepy as an insult.

Nice slur, you walking talking yeast infection. I’ll just send you a razor and let you figure it out from there.

[askaceattorney]

Dear Vergil,

You sound… motivated.

-Phoenix Wright

[higgs-bonbon-deactivated2015090]

[potatoennnsoup]

what the fuck is this

[zerozaki]

long penis deliverer

[kimojunk]

Dangly Ballsack Fucker

[flareblade2000]

Dangly Erection Faggot

[eocb]

Tasty Banana Blaster

[not-ben-stiller]

Edgy Banana Massacre

[geibuchan-deactivated20250804]

Modeled CraaazyCat13′s Dinner Blaster for this upcoming poop I’m doing and possibly onward.

Have some transparent renders on me!

[commanderdouche]

Is this 2008?

[not-ben-stiller]

Holy shit this was fucking hilarious for my old, beginner-memer self.

[ghostfightarchive]

[not-ben-stiller]

I SAY WHEN IT BLENDS!

[not-ben-stiller]

If this had colors besides blue, I would have a field day.

[not-ben-stiller]

This blog is proof of Poe's law

It's because I'm black, isn't it?

[imagineyouricon]

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

[bazeholdmybeer]

I’m going to die

[not-ben-stiller]

It's gonna get absolutely crazy. And I'll need to order some pizzas, no olives.

[not-ben-stiller]

There is literally nothing wrong with threats. If you can tell people to kill themselves and get away with it, what's wrong with telling someone you'll help? A smart person knows it won't happen. Well, when we're not discussing me, that is.

[misandry-mermaid]

You don’t get to claim “I’m not racist/sexist” if your immediate response to being called out for racism or sexism is to laugh at those who are offended by your actions.  Like if your natural reaction to PoC or women telling you your actions have caused them pain is bemusement, that’s actually textbook bigotry. The least you can do is not be a coward and stand by your prejudice instead of acting like “I’m not a —-” magically dry-erases all your offensive words and actions.

[not-ben-stiller]

Well, if feminormies are saying that it's brave to embrace your hate of women, guess I can't do that.

Fuck. Is there anything that women haven't ruined?

[not-ben-stiller]

I'll give Tumblr one thing: Fury Belle's mod is the definition of a clown.

[not-ben-stiller]

Update, I can't fall asleep and the Hamburger Helper was great.

[not-ben-stiller]

I’m going to watch streams for the rest of the day, maybe make some Hamburger Helper.

[oh--god--furries]

Seems to be like a male attention whore. I'm like seeing him everywhere, lmfao

he actually bothered sending asks to my mod blog because he found out that i was a homestuck

[not-ben-stiller]

Hey shad, you insecure fuck. Eat shit and die. I don’t mean “I’m insulting you,” I mean eat shit and make sure to choke on it to death. Your projection of wanting attention, a sign of a useless human being(e.g you), means that you deserve nothing more than death. Tell me when you plan on dying, I’ll plan the party.

[oh--god--furries]

you are a literal sociopath

[not-ben-stiller]

I’m just all triggered by his insults.

[shadinathepurplesmallperson]

[not-ben-stiller]

shadinathepurplesmallperson:

My Tumblr Crushes:

leontheblue

the-great-mighty-dick

chaofanatic

razayaweek

seegson

fficwriterxxveryoriginal

ommanyte

wxey

calaisravenheart

Follow all these people for a great time

Not sure if you saw it, so I’ll repost.

Hey shad, you insecure fuck. Eat shit and die. I don’t mean “I’m insulting you,” I mean eat shit and make sure to choke on it to death. Your projection of wanting attention, a sign of a useless human being(e.g you), means that you deserve nothing more than death. Tell me when you plan on dying, I’ll plan the party.

[oh--god--furries]

Seems to be like a male attention whore. I'm like seeing him everywhere, lmfao

he actually bothered sending asks to my mod blog because he found out that i was a homestuck

[not-ben-stiller]

Hey shad, you insecure fuck. Eat shit and die. I don’t mean “I’m insulting you,” I mean eat shit and make sure to choke on it to death. Your projection of wanting attention, a sign of a useless human being(e.g you), means that you deserve nothing more than death. Tell me when you plan on dying, I’ll plan the party.