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@not-dead-merc
FINALLY got this thing working again. Hi there I’m Mercenary.
Yes that is both my job and name. Deal with it.
Somehow, my Handle is wrong, I am currently dead and a ghost.
(…Don’t even know why I bother, not like I can chat with anyone outside of this system anyways)
Ooc under cut:
Oh hey cool another survivor of the contact light on tumblr nice
@not-dead-merc
Huh? Who the hell is this? You don't talk like the Mercenary I knew.
Oh yeah, I’m from the Safe Travels, a ship sent here to rescue you!
…Well mostly UES sent us here to recover the shipments that were lost but the people are important as well!
Hey there I'm- WOAH What the fuck are you? @not-dead-merc
A slow, R?I??GID turn, PU??LS?ING INS??IDE. Even with its encased head having long-since essentially turned into a viscous glowing fishbowl of void essence and synapses, phantom migraines continue to GR?IN??D and SCRA??PE.
The mercenary's phantasmal form brought EN?VY. There would be no such existence waiting for it at the end - if it came at all.
「........A re??sult."』
A result of what? Purplification or something???
Trick or treat!
*they’re wearing their dead cells costume*
@not-dead-merc
You got a... Stone Flux Pauldron!
"...This is a prime example of the aforementioned 'worse' outcome."
*as you try to hand it to him it just kind falls through his hands*
Damn
"I suppose this planet is stranger than initially thought; I am aware of similar incidents occurring when in possession of a particularly rare relic, but..." The Artificer gazed at the apparition of the Mercenary - her helmet obscured any semblance of facial expression, but any could tell she was curious by her tone and body language. "I'm afraid that I don't know how to reverse death itself- that's something out of reach of even the Court. Regardless, would you consider telling me how this came to be? Any particular method?" [@artificise] (WELCOME BACK!!! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
Oh yeah it’s definitely a…
Recent development
As for how I ended up like this, No fucking clue
One point I was standing there, the next I was floating over my own body
0/10 would not recommend
"I suppose that makes sense," a hand dips into a pocket of her labcoat, retrieving a small device that displayed a blue holographic screen; the projection tearing with blips of static. Small high-pitched beeps followed each press of her finger. "Still.." she sighed, visibly deflating before continuing. "Your untimely demise is.. deeply unfortunate. My deepest, sincerest apologies."
"Do you remember where your corpse may be? Unfortunately, it will difficult to register you as deceased without proof, and I'd prefer that your body not be eaten by the wildlife before reclamation and identification."
"If you don't recall, we will locate it together. It can't be too far."
Little too late for that uh, some of those purple lizard guys dragged it off while I was still processing what happened. No clue where it is now
"I suppose this planet is stranger than initially thought; I am aware of similar incidents occurring when in possession of a particularly rare relic, but..." The Artificer gazed at the apparition of the Mercenary - her helmet obscured any semblance of facial expression, but any could tell she was curious by her tone and body language. "I'm afraid that I don't know how to reverse death itself- that's something out of reach of even the Court. Regardless, would you consider telling me how this came to be? Any particular method?" [@artificise] (WELCOME BACK!!! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
Oh yeah it’s definitely a…
Recent development
As for how I ended up like this, No fucking clue
One point I was standing there, the next I was floating over my own body
0/10 would not recommend
Heyyy! You’re from the crash of the contact light right?
@not-dead-merc
Yeah, I was, kinda my fault? Well. Ok. Not really but yeah.
Cool! I think I’m here to rescue you? I uh, don’t know if I can now though…
I'm doing fine. Plus I have my drones. I'm chilling.
Cool, uh could you tell me where you are right now? I haven’t really seen anyone for a while now.
...no.
No like you don’t know where you are, or no like you don’t want me to meet up with you
I'm fixing stuff I don't want to be bothered.
Whatcha fixin’?
Arm, and a drone.
You’re uh, a cyborg? Or is it just a prosthetic?
Cyborg type thing.
Oh…
Uh
Guess I won’t uh
Bother you then
Heyyy! You’re from the crash of the contact light right?
@not-dead-merc
Yeah, I was, kinda my fault? Well. Ok. Not really but yeah.
Cool! I think I’m here to rescue you? I uh, don’t know if I can now though…
I'm doing fine. Plus I have my drones. I'm chilling.
Cool, uh could you tell me where you are right now? I haven’t really seen anyone for a while now.
...no.
No like you don’t know where you are, or no like you don’t want me to meet up with you
I'm fixing stuff I don't want to be bothered.
Whatcha fixin’?
Arm, and a drone.
You’re uh, a cyborg? Or is it just a prosthetic?
Heyyy! You’re from the crash of the contact light right?
@not-dead-merc
Yeah, I was, kinda my fault? Well. Ok. Not really but yeah.
Cool! I think I’m here to rescue you? I uh, don’t know if I can now though…
I'm doing fine. Plus I have my drones. I'm chilling.
Cool, uh could you tell me where you are right now? I haven’t really seen anyone for a while now.
...no.
No like you don’t know where you are, or no like you don’t want me to meet up with you
I'm fixing stuff I don't want to be bothered.
Whatcha fixin’?
Heyyy! You’re from the crash of the contact light right?
@not-dead-merc
Yeah, I was, kinda my fault? Well. Ok. Not really but yeah.
Cool! I think I’m here to rescue you? I uh, don’t know if I can now though…
I'm doing fine. Plus I have my drones. I'm chilling.
Cool, uh could you tell me where you are right now? I haven’t really seen anyone for a while now.
...no.
No like you don’t know where you are, or no like you don’t want me to meet up with you
Heyyy! You’re from the crash of the contact light right?
@not-dead-merc
Yeah, I was, kinda my fault? Well. Ok. Not really but yeah.
Cool! I think I’m here to rescue you? I uh, don’t know if I can now though…
I'm doing fine. Plus I have my drones. I'm chilling.
Cool, uh could you tell me where you are right now? I haven’t really seen anyone for a while now.
Heyyy! You’re from the crash of the contact light right?
@not-dead-merc
Yeah, I was, kinda my fault? Well. Ok. Not really but yeah.
Cool! I think I’m here to rescue you? I uh, don’t know if I can now though…
