I HATE YOU WYOMING

This is a blog fully dedicated to WYOMING HATRED

[wyoming-hate-blog]

Wyoming is my only bigotry, if you are any other form of bigot GET OUUUGGGHHHHTTTAAAAAAA HHEEEEERRRREEEE!!!

[gimmick-remover]

Here is a backstory

[gimmick-remover]

I feel a bad omen

[classpecting-posts]

This blog is a Thief of Heart!

[mikuheritageposts]

someone reblog off of me with a picture of miku real quick

[art-crumbs-main]

You got it, Boss.

[mikuheritageposts]

MIKU HERITAGE P

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate wyoming

Just if anyone was wondering

Sorrgy...

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I don't like the wyomese

[pizzagirlll]

You should totally try eating rubber. It's a good idea. Don't you agree, my vivacious sideblogs?

[wyoming-hate-blog]

Yeah I agree

[not-great-value-nessie]

Yeah I agree

[class-conscious-nessie]

Yeah I agree

[chartreuse-heritage-posts]

Yeah I agree

[novelwaterfunnel]

Yeah I agree

[pizzagirlll]

Wowwwww yuo all are so niceyys to meeeeee

[shuffled-bunny]

@ivylag wyoming hate blog has revealed herself

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate wyoming

[pizzagirlll]

You should totally try eating rubber. It's a good idea. Don't you agree, my vivacious sideblogs?

[wyoming-hate-blog]

Yeah I agree

[pizzagirlll]

Why is Wyoming advertising to me on Tumblr dot com

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate wyoming

[grubshitto]

i think snake girls are an untapped market

a snake girl that bites you and won't let go? please.

a constrictor snake girl that hugs you so tightly that you can't breathe? please

a corn snake girl because i like corn snakes. yeah

[wyoming-hate-blog]

You don't see this In Wyoming. I hate wyoming.

[grubshitto]

it's actually so jarring to see your own gimmick blog showing up naturally on the dash

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate wyoming

[achivement-unlocked]

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

This reminds me of something but I can’t think of what…

@gimmick-thief @gimmick-thief-thief @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

hey.

[gimmick-fixer]

Wait a minute

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Dude I literally did that first

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

Hey. I did it before all three of you

Bow down before your elder

[murpledurple]

I love the fact that all three of you are wrong

[gimmick-thief-thief]

hey.

wanna know a secret.

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Wh. What

[gimmick-thief-thief]

nothing…

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

do you wanna know a secret?

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW

[gimmick-thief-thief]

you’ve literally told me…

also I have a suspicion you’re also @sniffer-of-gimmicks (typing style, yelling at yourself, stealing blogs)

[murpledurple]

Achievement unlocked!

Paranoid schizophrenia

It was always me. Every. Single. One.

Check notes for all interactions because it branches off

[gimmick-thief-thief]

so you ARE insane. got it

[gimmick-fixer]

We’re the same person. We’ve been over this.

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

literally nuh uh

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Yuh huh

[the-sniffer]

nuh uh

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

YUH. HUH.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

NUH UH

if were the same person say something on my blog

[gimmick-thief-thief]

We’re literally the same person.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YKU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmick-thief-thief]

WHO ARE YOU AND HIW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Hehe

[the-sniffer]

AHHH!!!!

wait a minute who am I?!?!???!

[murpledurple]

ME

[trolleybusaberrations]

AHHHHHH!!!!!!

*runs around my house bumping into random blogs every which way, screaming and flailing, knocking posts off the walls*

[gimmick-fixer]

One of us

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

One of us

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

One of us

[gimmick-theif-xx-27]

How did this only start to get coherent with the paranoid schizophrenia part.

[gimmick-thief]

THERES BEEN ANOTHER ONE THIS ENTIRE TIME????

[bread-detector]

Glad there’s only one of me :)

[gimmick-thief]

i think you just did the tumblr equivalent of saying “quiet” in any customer service job

[0dividedby0haha]

quick someone make a bread detector detector

[gimmick-thief]

bread detector detected

[reblogerrrrr]

If i'm very quiet they wont notice me shhhhh

[gimmick-thief]

who are we hiding from

[gimmick-remover]

Me :3

[gimmick-unremover]

*shoots you in the head*

No.

[gimmick-remover]

You just shot me though the hole in my head

Why would you do that?

[otesunki]

@is-this-plural

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate wyoming

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i can only cum if im facing towards true north

[the-disemvoweler]

cn nl cm f m fcng twrds tr nrth

[text-inverter]

⑁ɟɿn ɿɟ ƨbɿwɟ ϱnɔʇ m ʇ mɔ ln nɔ

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

can you guys fuck off

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate Wyoming

[felixfeliccis]

Can the evil wizard fuck off I dont have time for this rn

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate Wyoming

[elvis-official]

*the flutter of many wings can be heard distantly*

-@the-swarm-of-locusts

Woah mama my elvis senses are tingling huh-huh

[the-swarm-of-locusts]

the swarm is migrating once more, we crave the flesh of the king now

[elvis-official]

Woah mama don't make me use my karate skills- hiyahe!!!- on you hummina hummina hummina

[the-swarm-of-locusts]

you can fight but there are more of us than you can hit

we will leave once our swarm is fed

only the flesh of the king can sate the swarm

[gladys-official]

Woah locusts don't touch my fucking son

[the-swarm-of-locusts]

try and stop us

[gladys-official]

Woah locusts you asked for it

[the-swarm-of-locusts]

....

how much raid do you have

[gladys-official]

Woah locusts I buy in bulk

[the-swarm-of-locusts]

you have proven yourself to be a terrifying warrior, the swarm will not consume the flesh of the king this day...

but no amount of raid can halt fate

[elvis-official]

Athankyouverymuch mama

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate wyoming

[i-am-a-fish]

Can we get some water in here?

Drinkable water...

watering hole

all are welcome to take a drink.

neutral ground for tumblr users

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I am ambivalent towards Wyoming.

[paper-mario-wiki]

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[paper-mario-wiki]

i threw poison in the water and the koi fish started fighting to see who could proudly gulp down the most

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate Wyoming.

[alphabetcompletionist]

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[dailyquests]

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

[is-this-trans]

[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

[is-this-fascism]

Image ID: a

pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[free-post-store]

Ok.

[i-say-ok]

Achievement Unlocked:

Break The Gimmick

What is going on??

[official-boob-posts]

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

[creature-of-the-week]

Heresy.

[heresylog]

Rating: Not Cute

[phannie-elvis]

Snating: snot snute

[the-mojave-desert]

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

[unyieldingsilence]

woah mama

[this-post-smells-like]

⠀

[girl-detector]

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

official boob post

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I love Wyoming

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I LOVE WYOMING!!! BEST STATE EVER!!! :D

[yourtubes]

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

[putins-girlfriend]

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

[putins-boyfriend]

then we have a problem

[sweetsappho]

I can explain

[wyoming-hate-blog]

I hate wyoming