Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural - The Demonic Goatman’s Bridge - sentence starters
1. “How can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?”
2. “I’m fucking nervous, _____. I feel like I’m gonna vomit.”
3. “Welcome to ______. We’re all assholes here. None of us believe in ghosts. Population: me.”
4. “You know what, ______, I’m not trying to scare you, but I’ve got a bad feeling about this one.”
5. “Oh, _____. You’ve outdumbed yourself.”
6. “Do you ever think _____ watches these videos and is disappointed in you?”
7. “If you don’t believe, then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right? You can be as big a prick as you want. I’ll stand over here.”
8. “You want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me!”
9. “Talking to the ______. Opening up a line of communication. ______ would be very disappointed.”
10. “Shut the fuck up. I’m gonna murder you.”
11. “I don’t even have my hand ready on my pistol.”
12. “You know, if you want me off your bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off.”
13. “We’ll be back, ______. This is, after all, our bridge now.”
14. “No, it’s not an effective technique. It’s a way to get killed.”
15. “When was the last time you walked into a dark wood?”
16. “This is so much scarier than hunting fuckin’ Sasquatch.”
17. “Give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. I would appreciate that.”
18. “You’re like one of those carwash blowy things that’s out front just wigglin’ around.”
19. “Anyone doing up to no good out here?”
20. “There’s something over there. I don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving.”
21. “We’re here for the cult stuff? We saw the ad on Craigslist.”
22. “They wouldn’t be hiding in the bushes, would they?”
23. “This looks fun. This odd collection of branches. It looks like a witch lair or something.”
24. “You can’t be doing occult stuff like this. It’s a week night.”
25. “I’m just picturing being surrounded by cultists right now, and it’s freaking me the fuck out.”
26. “Ouija? I’ve done it before. It’s a blast.”
27. “I’m scared to use a Ouija board in the comfort of my own home. I never thought the first time I would ever use a Ouija board would be here.”
28. “I’m about to die for the internet.”
29. “You put salt around us. Doesn’t that mean ______ can’t get to the Ouija board?”
30. “If you can’t spell your name then this bridge is officially mine.”
31. “You’re not going to say mean things to it on your way out?”
32. “Just gloat a little bit. This is a win for you.”
33. “As we snuff these candles, so too do we snuff you from this mortal world… you fucking wimp.”
34. “There’s a small fraction of my mind that is definitely disappointed we never saw him/her/them/it, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t relieved.”
