Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural - The Demonic Goatmanâs Bridge - sentence starters
1. âHow can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?âÂ
2. âIâm fucking nervous, _____. I feel like Iâm gonna vomit.âÂ
3. âWelcome to ______. Weâre all assholes here. None of us believe in ghosts. Population: me.âÂ
4. âYou know what, ______, Iâm not trying to scare you, but Iâve got a bad feeling about this one.âÂ
5. âOh, _____. Youâve outdumbed yourself.âÂ
6. âDo you ever think _____ watches these videos and is disappointed in you?âÂ
7. âIf you donât believe, then thereâs nothing for you to be afraid of, right? You can be as big a prick as you want. Iâll stand over here.âÂ
8. âYou want me off this bridge, youâre gonna have to kill me!âÂ
9. âTalking to the ______. Opening up a line of communication. ______ would be very disappointed.âÂ
10. âShut the fuck up. Iâm gonna murder you.âÂ
11. âI donât even have my hand ready on my pistol.âÂ
12. âYou know, if you want me off your bridge, youâre gonna have to throw me off.âÂ
13. âWeâll be back, ______. This is, after all, our bridge now.âÂ
14. âNo, itâs not an effective technique. Itâs a way to get killed.âÂ
15. âWhen was the last time you walked into a dark wood?âÂ
16. âThis is so much scarier than hunting fuckinâ Sasquatch.âÂ
17. âGive me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. I would appreciate that.âÂ
18. âYouâre like one of those carwash blowy things thatâs out front just wigglinâ around.âÂ
19. âAnyone doing up to no good out here?âÂ
20. âThereâs something over there. I donât know what it is, but the bushes are moving.â
21. âWeâre here for the cult stuff? We saw the ad on Craigslist.âÂ
22. âThey wouldnât be hiding in the bushes, would they?âÂ
23. âThis looks fun. This odd collection of branches. It looks like a witch lair or something.âÂ
24. âYou canât be doing occult stuff like this. Itâs a week night.âÂ
25. âIâm just picturing being surrounded by cultists right now, and itâs freaking me the fuck out.âÂ
26. âOuija? Iâve done it before. Itâs a blast.â  Â
27. âIâm scared to use a Ouija board in the comfort of my own home. I never thought the first time I would ever use a Ouija board would be here.âÂ
28. âIâm about to die for the internet.âÂ
29. âYou put salt around us. Doesnât that mean ______ canât get to the Ouija board?âÂ
30. âIf you canât spell your name then this bridge is officially mine.âÂ
31. âYouâre not going to say mean things to it on your way out?âÂ
32. âJust gloat a little bit. This is a win for you.âÂ
33. âAs we snuff these candles, so too do we snuff you from this mortal world⊠you fucking wimp.âÂ
34. âThereâs a small fraction of my mind that is definitely disappointed we never saw him/her/them/it, but Iâd be lying if I said I wasnât relieved.â Â