Uhm.

Eh. A casual blog. Yeah. I also have another blog, http://myhiddendragon.tumblr.com/, if you're interested, but it is more on the serious side. My art tag is, unoriginally, #my art

[rainbowkittenmagic]

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

[chickenfarmersan]

[not-so-serious-now]

Ruler of the 4th in the 1st: "I am my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 2nd: "My security is my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 3rd: "My siblings are my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 4th: "My family is my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 5th: "My romantic partners and friends are my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 6th: "My colleagues are my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 7th: "My partner is my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 8th: "My sexual partner is my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 9th: "My faith is my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 10th: "The world is my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 11th: "My friends and groups are my family."

Ruler of the 4th in the 12th: "The universe and the infinite is my family."

[busket]

so this is my theory on why greed originally left the rest of the homunculi

[plasmalogical]

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

[scottsumrners]

how do u wear a sword

[plasmalogical]

on your hip like a normal person. or on your back if youre a dumb anime dweeb

[rapid-oxi-dation]

Fullmetal Alchemist AU where everything’s the same except Ed makes up stupid stories as to why he lost his arm and leg and they’re different every time someone asks. 

ex: “I got attacked by a shark”  “I stubbed my toe and decided I didn’t want it anymore” “I went through a steampunk phase” “Sheep are vicious when they’re hungry” “Squirrels”

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[queensofthequeer]

I don’t know what I expected….

[akaashikelji]

me: i’m going to write today!!

also me:

[spectrealenko]

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

[lesbianlumberjack-deactivated20]

straight girls: I don’t want lesbians to see me naked in the locker room, what if she stares at me!!1!!1!1!

me, a lesbian: don’t mind me I’ll just be over here in this corner looking down at the floor while I’m changing in fear that someone will guess I’m gay 

[vladtheunfollower]

some horse positivity for your dash

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Thanks op

[yesterdaysprint]

The Index-Journal, Greenwood, South Carolina, August 6, 1952

[jumpingjacktrash]

every time millennials say they have the darkest sense of humor, the cold war generations have a little giggle

[largishcat]

cool but this COULD LITERALLY BE A TWEET MADE YESTERDAY

[ghouloriented]

This is the most heteronormative thing I’ve ever seen in my life…………

[wetigers]

Why are straight people like this

[officialjared19]

So…. which is which……

[cubeg1rl]

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

[commander-ledi]

new gender binary:

people who barely speak

people who never shut up

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

anyone who thinks the left one is the ladies room has never met a man

[sarah1281-deactivated20190328]

So I guess you choose which one to go in based on if you want a silent bathroom experience or to make smalltalk? 

[freakxwannaxbe]

There are only two genders: Introvert and Extrovert

[ginkgosan1]

Holy shit…

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[lawful-evil-novelist]

This is the same guy that does the guide to troubled birds.

[aveida273937-deactivated2018071]