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Hi. I need help.

Recently, we lost our food stamps and I just started in on a new job, and my car’s check engine light is on, so I might not have a car soon. I don’t have any money yet to buy food or pay bills.

So please consider helping out. Any little bit would help, even just pennies. We just don’t want our power to get shut off in this heat.

Paypal

Emergency commissions! Funds are running low and I need to buy my dog’s food, so it would help! You can email me at [email protected]

#art #ocs #commissions #Emergency Commissions #drawings #digitalart

fukuzawayumi-archive-deactivate

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

indigoire

You son of a bitch.

Just need a little help

Hey guys

So, I’m technically employed, but because of some very unfair circumstances(that I won’t get into), I’ve been unable to actually start working yet. Which means I have exactly $0 to my name.

I’m unable to pay my utilities bill and its past due, now. So my power is about to be shut off. Along with that, I have no food and have eaten very little the past week.

I don’t have any services I can offer, but please, help me out a little. I’m not asking for the amount to pay my bills. I just want to eat today. So any little bit would help. Even like two bucks to get a Mcdonald’s burger.

If you have any extra, please consider.

My paypal

#idk what to tag this #just please consider #help #money

If y’all got Twitter, message me or comment them

c-bassmeow

dashaibo

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

if-only-angels-could-prevail

straight people ARE stinky

if-only-angels-could-prevail

wig!

salty-red-mage

baawri

President Obama appreciation post

moringottos-deactivated20210117

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

lokispriestess-deactivated20181

However you think this story will end is wrong

itscraftylicious

Jibland - Misha & Jared 👌🏻❤️

misccee

Quality Bros

nine-sixsix

Hank loves his android. He kisses cheek. Android loves it.

jokin-around

Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom

exyrpf

#STOP MOCKING HIM HE’S JUST A BOTTOM (via @themyscrian)

blackqueerblog

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

friskafriskito

@countandi @laura-arro-babbles

melrows

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

wolfayal

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

queerlyglittering

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

karama9

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

systlin

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

THIS IS ADORABLES :D

yet-another-elsanna-victim

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

Some other amusing posters they approved:

midoriko-sama

Nerdspiration

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

borkdork

I could seriously use this money right now….

ashashi-corner

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

hermes-is-my-homeboy

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

hermes-is-my-homeboy

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

virgocity

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.