Trying My Best

She/They | 23 | 18+ pls

[moomins-deactivated20160829]

my intrusive thoughts during fall

young man

there r leaves all around 

i said young man 

eat a leaf off the ground

[r5h]

i said young man

won’t they make a cool sound

when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole

[infectedmetaphysic]

it’s fun to chew on the

Leaves On The Ground!

[shrimpycandy]

rope bunny💕

[wast30ftime]

[peonies-and-honeybees]

The act of a person unzipping someones gown, taking off their necklace, undoing a ribbon, etc is inherently romantic. This is not open for debate.

[omghotmemes]

This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic

[cdn-apex-predator]

the long game

[bogleech]

Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps

[inferior]

[mischievousdog]

– The Limousines, Internet Killed the Video Star (x) | 10&11/31

[super-affection]

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

[sirfrogsworth]

This might require an encyclopedic knowledge of Avatar characters to understand, but it’s pretty hilarious if you fall into that category. 

[corpsegirlforever]

I actually started laughing out loud from this

[cinnamon-rell-deactivated202204]

[draculasdaughter]

Italian poster (details) for Le frisson des vampires or The Shiver of the Vampires, Jean Rollin, 1971.

[thatscavlife]

Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving

You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[thatscavlife]

[thatscavlife]

[capoctillery]

Start setting up mannequins and cardboard cutouts everywhere, hopefully they'll waste all their time and resources

[moonybyte]

Ah yes, the “Straw Boat Borrows Arrows“ trick (~250 AD)

[digitaldiscipline]

It gets better:

[frickmegoatman]

the last addition was fucking iconic

[sike101-deactivated20220301]

mutuals i’d casually lay my legs over on the couch

[animatedtext]

[disturbedlolita]

[fungiblegoods]

[etherea1ity]

nothing but peace

[trix-witch]

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping