my intrusive thoughts during fall
young man
there r leaves all around
i said young man
eat a leaf off the ground
i said young man
won’t they make a cool sound
when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole
it’s fun to chew on the
Leaves On The Ground!
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@not-stressed
my intrusive thoughts during fall
young man
there r leaves all around
i said young man
eat a leaf off the ground
i said young man
won’t they make a cool sound
when you stuff! them! in! your! leaf hole
it’s fun to chew on the
Leaves On The Ground!
rope bunny💕
The act of a person unzipping someones gown, taking off their necklace, undoing a ribbon, etc is inherently romantic. This is not open for debate.
This Trilobite walked 6 inches 600 million years ago to send us all a dick pic
the long game
Imagine in another 600 million years your fossilized corpse is found by things that laugh at how much your footprints look like their copulatory flaps
– The Limousines, Internet Killed the Video Star (x) | 10&11/31
was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”
This might require an encyclopedic knowledge of Avatar characters to understand, but it’s pretty hilarious if you fall into that category.
I actually started laughing out loud from this
Italian poster (details) for Le frisson des vampires or The Shiver of the Vampires, Jean Rollin, 1971.
Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving
You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Start setting up mannequins and cardboard cutouts everywhere, hopefully they'll waste all their time and resources
Ah yes, the “Straw Boat Borrows Arrows“ trick (~250 AD)
It gets better:
the last addition was fucking iconic
mutuals i’d casually lay my legs over on the couch
nothing but peace
Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings
I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping