Undisclosed Pe

Let's see how far I can take this thing

[not-the-most-binary-boy]

Was thinking about making an intro post, but I think I'll wait until I spot my Phil Lester and I'll go the performative twink route then.

[not-the-most-binary-boy]

Dan! Acid rain isn't a problem for you because humans did the work and eliminated our behaviour that was causing it.

You sound a bit like the people that were denying climate change.

Thanks for making me feel smart.

[dnp-as-animals]

Dan as a Cat :D

[sarahtoninof]

what if we were boyfriends kissing backstage during our collaboratively gay world tour <3

[bleachblondephil]

dan in baby tees reblog if u agree

[diphowell]

i love when they emphatically say things that they know we all know but they get to say it now.

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[literally-lillias-wife]

Whys he looking at me like its my fault YOU CHOSE HIM

[diphowell]

2012 and 2026 are in little universe bubbles and they are pressing against each other

[not-the-most-binary-boy]

To add my bit to the discourse about phanfic:

I love fanfiction. I was about fourteen when I decided that I should know what I'm talking about when speaking about fanfic, so I did my research and gues what - fell in love with it.

Fanfic has allowed me to have byler.

Fanfic has allowed me to have queer retellings of not-so-queer stories.

Fanfic has allowed me to see the problems in things like Harry Potter in a much clearer light.

Fanfic has allowed me to explore my sexuality.

Ao3 is a unique website without censorship, working on the basis of consent, run by volunteers and I love every single one of them.

Dan and Phil have stated that they're fine with phanfic.

Before people cry about how weird something is, maybe read it yourself. Try to understand it. Real love went into that.

I will always keep reading and loving the works. I love you, writers

[campho-rousse]

In order: Post-hard launch Dan & Phil (1 & 2), Public Defender Dan + English Teacher Phil (3), Tomodachi Life Dan and Phil (4), Cat!Phil and Bear!Dan (5), Knight Dan and Princess Phil (6), Tortoise Metaphor Dan and Phil (7), Space Explorer Dan and Alien Phil (8), Phyuri (ft. Transfem!Phil)(9), Perphormative Phetus Dan(10), Basically I'm Gay reference (11), Fake IDGAFer Dan (12)

Like... Actual Soulmates

[lyd1adeetzz]

does anyone know how serious kitty phil is for me.

the kitty who i love soo much ugh

[mothmanbussy420]

mamdanisnotonfire

[psychicmoth]

"Make me your Maria,

I'm already on my knees"

@danielhowell

[diphowell]

this is a real photo of dan howell

[diphowell]

2009 dan and 2026 dan are sharing word bubbles a lot these days

(full tweet under the cut)

[ahappydnp]

oh beloved dnp historian, do you have any guesses as to why exactly amazingdan is so more OUTRAGEOUSLY flirtatious than any of the pinofs?

well yes

red- phil in florida (aka the longest they had ever been apart until 2022)

blue- phil in reading/amazingdan is filmed

shoutout irl meeting timeline

so. you can imagine...