Just Dan and his CUNTY little T-shirt
From now on I keep the cuntiest Dan Howell pinned on my blog

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Just Dan and his CUNTY little T-shirt
From now on I keep the cuntiest Dan Howell pinned on my blog
IM GONNA PLAY IN TRAFFIC
does dan turn his eyes into cartoony hearts on purpose or does that just happen
good morning to phil lester especially
gonna walk into traffic who wants to come?
the fact I've watched since the beginning as well😭 how old am i
credit @tolvus on tiktok
"you big headed bitch" in the fondest flirtiest tone sits at the same table as phil running away and dan calling him a stupid bitch in the giggliest tone imaginable
yessss and i’m so glad they know that bitch for them IS a pet name cause they say it with so much love. dan especially but i’m also thinking about “good morning you stupid bitch” from phil.
i make you laugh… i make you smile (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ♡
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this is a redrawing of this animation i did of Dan & Phil in December 2015 ♡ needless to say, a lot has changed in the last 10 years ♡
more phan doodles here
“you made such an effort to look nice that you looked almost dementedly perfect” i feel insane
almost dementedly perfect, according to dan howell
you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"
OH HES FUCKING CRAZY. OH HES INSANE.
Anne Truitt, from a diary entry featured in Turn: The Journal of an Artist originally published in 1982
i have an image in my mind of phil in the phouse saying something and then saying he needs to touch wood and dan jokingly going for the button on his trousers and phil laughing and shoving him
Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” that was written in 1950 is set on the day of August 4th, 2026 (tomorrow)!! Now’s your chance to read it around the time it’s based in!
Audio: A recording of Leonard Nimoy reading it on Internet Archive.
Text: A PDF version.
Graphic Novel: On Internet Archive.
I used to set this one for second year undergraduate creative writing seminars on writing science fiction on a double bill with Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" and no-one here gets out alive.
!!!! Today is the only chance we’ll ever have to listen to this absolute banger of apocalyptic fiction on the very day the story is set 😲✨
Nemoy’s voice is PERFECT in this!
(A content warning if you do listen - the dog dies, though it’s not super graphic)
I paused the robot vacuum so I could listen to this 1950’s story predicting the robot vacuum.
every time i watch them make the american cocktail and say how terrible it looks all i can think is it reminds me, as a us american, of the notoriously polluted lake in my hometown and i’m just like no that cocktail feels very real and true to me
i am in the cuck chair of dan and phil’s relationship and i never want to leave
bro you are the og “those people”