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āCranky to Happy in 5 secondsā
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Me: Trying to acknowledge the messed up things my parents did
Also me: Trying not to demonize my parents because they're humans and make mistakes as parents
But Also me: Am I just trying to excuse/minimize the stuff they did?
Finally Result= Internal Screaming
Dear Mommy,
if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would
without question
Without remorse.
Without hesitation
I'm feeling very called out rn.
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every
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I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
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do not question
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Idgie and Ruth: *live together, open and run a restaurant together, raise a son together, are a salt-and-pepper butch-and-femme couple*
Straight people for Some Fucking Reason: look at this beautiful friendship. these two gal pals.
Magical Realism Movies
October is almost here and that means itās time for my favorite kind of flicks: the not-so-tall tales, the witchy, the folksy, the fantastical, the magical kind that could happen to you or me at any time or place. These are my not-quite-Halloween magical movie favorites.
1. Practical Magic
Based on one of my favorite books by author Alice Hoffman and my favorite book-to-movie adaptation. Plant rosemary by your garden gate and listen to Stevie Nicks on repeat.
2. Fried Green Tomatoes
Need to get rid of a guy with no evidence? Feed him to the sheriff. Apply BBQ sauce liberally. Watch out for bee charmers and Kathy Bates. Itās gay. Like, really gay.
3. Big Fish
I am an absolute sucker for any movie with a circus tie-in. Itās not polite to discuss religion or politics at the dinner table, you never know who youāre gonna offend. (Also see Water for Elephants and The Greatest Showman for more circus faves).
4. Meet Joe Black
Death in disguise. That party at the end? Inspired my wedding. Will never look at peanut butter the same way.
5. Secondhand Lions
Because sometimes you need fantastic fairy tales and eccentric uncles to get through an otherwise troubled life. Donāt buy seeds from a traveling salesman. Used lions are ok though.
6. The Butcherās Wife
I only recently found this gem that features so many of my favorite tropes and also takes place in NYC. Is pure 90s gold.
7. Age of Adaline
The fashion alone!!! Exceptional outfits. I love Blakeās voice. Keep it in the family, kids.
8. Stardust
I mean, Robert De Niro as a fancy pirate and Michelle Pfeiffer as an evil witch? Claire Danes as a star and Charlie Cox in all his adorable ness? Sign me the fuck up.
9. Kate and Leopold
Need at least one modern-day time travel movie on this list. Every time I step into an Otis elevator, I think of this. Yes, itās a pure romantic comedy. No, I donāt care. HUGH.
10. August Rush
Maybe the most serious on this list (featuring a primely unfunny Robin Williams as a villian), this movie is for music lovers and anyone who never gives up hope even when everyone tells you to.
Honorable Mentions:
Chocolat
Midnight in Paris
Field of Dreams
Just Like Heaven
Simply Irresistable
Ghost
Tuck Everlasting
The Rookie
Reblog with yours, Iām always looking for more to add to this collection. Theyāre simply perfect for a rainy fall day.
for real though, fried green tomatoes really incapsulates the wlw dream. fall in love. charm bees. own a cafe in a train side town. wear overalls and pretty hats. raise a child. feed the hungry. be suspected of murder
The Haunting of Bly Manor / Fried Green Tomatoes parallels The Haunting of Bly Manor, a tragic sapphic love story set in 1987 is heavily influenced by Fried Green Tomatoes, a tragic sapphic love story written in 1987. In this essay I willā¦
ā¦. I donāt fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room
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That small but heartfeltĀ āfuckā brings this whole video together.Ā
Beauty comes in so many forms š Always a reblog
2020 be like, is it saturday tomorrow or is it june
i looked at my calendar turns out it is bothĀ saturday and june
I checked again and apparently weāre halfway through 2021