eponine

[not-your-eponine]

hey. my names eponine but call me w/e (unless you’re @monsieur-umbre)

if ur my dad, screw off. otherwise anyone’s welcome

shoutout to

@urchin-of-paris my dear little brother who hasn’t committed any crimes and should not be questioned for anything

additionally, the following friends who I seem to have been adopted by fallen in with

@unwanted-pylades my friend grantaire

@enjolmarx our “glorious leader”. honestly everything I know about him has been told to me (against my will.. and maybe by one specific person) but he seems cool ig? very passionate which is refreshing if a bit intimidating.

@bahorelofmonkeys my friend bahorel. he is quite friendly and far less intimidating than he looks

@holly-jolly-joly joly. far more intimidating than he looks. every time I entire a room looking bedraggled (read: every time I enter a room) he immediately drags me over to a couch, shoves tea into my hands, and fusses over me for like twenty minutes! if I try to escape he just looks so sad it’s terrible.

@bald-baller bossuet. seems to be close with joly, but is friendly, and hasn’t tried to shove me onto a couch yet

@ferre-play combeferre - I don’t know him very well, but he seems polite and clever. close with courfeyrac? I think?

@monsieur-sunshine courfeyrac - don’t know him very well either, but he seems very outgoing and extroverted. suspiciously energetic. close with combeferre? I think?

@soft-hearted-poet jehan. has a very cute cat, but quotes poetry far more than anyone should. seems sweet enough. saw talking to montparnasse… should probably warn them about him

@musichetta-lesmisrp very chill, I appreciate her. close with joly? but doesn’t care about my wellbeing so that’s very appreciated

@napoleons-n1-fan my old friend Marius.

@larkinthewood cosette. she seems fine.

@monsieur-umbre ..?? why the hell is montparnasse someone I need to tag? is anyone going to explain?? w/e. if you want to get into crime, go contact him.

@m-jeanmadeleine he seems to be doing charity work so… ig he’s cool. saw him talking to the police so I’m gonna avoid him until further notice. can’t have anyone reporting me.

@wolf-dog-javert a police officer?? why is he here?? why was he talking to charity work dude?? what kind of friends do my friends have?? actually they’re friends with me nvm.

@fantine-lesmisrp cosettes mom. uh. okay ig?

@freeradicow a. a sentient cow. what. apparently not my brothers doing but I don’t buy it

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[not-your-eponine]

@monsieur-sunshine please stop showing up at my workplace, ur too fucking shiny for 8 AM in corporate hell

[monsieur-sunshine]

Your corporate hell could use a little bit of sunshine. Want me to bring muffins next time?

[not-your-eponine]

you’re the worst. i like blueberry or raspberry muffins.

[not-your-eponine]

@monsieur-sunshine please stop showing up at my workplace, ur too fucking shiny for 8 AM in corporate hell

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Where do you even work that Courf shows up to, Ponine??

[not-your-eponine]

that’s the thing! it’s like three separate places!! ive stopped telling him where im working cause he shows up with aggressive energy and body glitter at 8 AM every single time!!! and he’s still coming i don’t know how he found me!!!!

this is my last resort

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Oh my gosh, body glitter? He fuckin would. I love that man.

[not-your-eponine]

stop it. be on my side.

[not-your-eponine]

@monsieur-sunshine please stop showing up at my workplace, ur too fucking shiny for 8 AM in corporate hell

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Where do you even work that Courf shows up to, Ponine??

[not-your-eponine]

that’s the thing! it’s like three separate places!! ive stopped telling him where im working cause he shows up with aggressive energy and body glitter at 8 AM every single time!!! and he’s still coming i don’t know how he found me!!!!

this is my last resort

[not-your-eponine]

@monsieur-sunshine please stop showing up at my workplace, ur too fucking shiny for 8 AM in corporate hell

[calvinotismochi]

Hole i dug myself into x rock i live under

[not-your-eponine]

@unwanted-pylades

[enjolmarx]

I am this close to cutting my hair short. 👌🏼

It’s. Simply. Too. Hot. And. I‘m. Drowing. In. My. Sweat.

[unwanted-pylades]

Dear, I just got out of a depressive episode. I will host a funeral if you cut your hair. Please Enj at least don't do it yourself, you're horrible at cutting hair (said with love) at least go to a hairdresser. AND PLEASE DON'T LET THEM GIVE YOU A FRAT BOY CUT YOU WILL FAIL OF ATTRACTING ANY WOKE QUEERS TO YOUR CAUSE. I am very serious about this. Looks are very important. I would know since I'm hideous and I fail at most things.

[not-your-eponine]

cut your hair. i want to see r’s reaction.

[not-your-eponine]

hey friends. can someone explain why there is 4 massive circular stuffed animals (the internet seems to think these are “squishmallows”) outside my apartment with a note reading “happy summer solstice!” on top.

where do you think I can put these

what am I supposed to do with these

im tagging the likely culprits

@monsieur-sunshine you would do this as an honest, if misplaced, gift

@monsieur-umbre @unwanted-pylades you would do this to annoy me

@bald-baller this just feels like your fault

@urchin-of-paris this one doesn’t need explanation

@soft-hearted-poet do you want 4 massive “squishmallows” as a gift for the summer solstice

[monsieur-umbre]

That does sound like something I'd do, doesn't it.

[not-your-eponine]

@bahorelofmonkeys @ferre-play suspect acquired. ill text you Monty’s address, meet me there

[not-your-eponine]

hey friends. can someone explain why there is 4 massive circular stuffed animals (the internet seems to think these are “squishmallows”) outside my apartment with a note reading “happy summer solstice!” on top.

where do you think I can put these

what am I supposed to do with these

im tagging the likely culprits

@monsieur-sunshine you would do this as an honest, if misplaced, gift

@monsieur-umbre @unwanted-pylades you would do this to annoy me

@bald-baller this just feels like your fault

@urchin-of-paris this one doesn’t need explanation

@soft-hearted-poet do you want 4 massive “squishmallows” as a gift for the summer solstice

[urchin-of-paris]

that's a very nice present ep you should thank whoever gave them to you and then give them to me instead of jehan, yeah?

[not-your-eponine]

fine

[not-your-eponine]

hey friends. can someone explain why there is 4 massive circular stuffed animals (the internet seems to think these are “squishmallows”) outside my apartment with a note reading “happy summer solstice!” on top.

where do you think I can put these

what am I supposed to do with these

im tagging the likely culprits

@monsieur-sunshine you would do this as an honest, if misplaced, gift

@monsieur-umbre @unwanted-pylades you would do this to annoy me

@bald-baller this just feels like your fault

@urchin-of-paris this one doesn’t need explanation

@soft-hearted-poet do you want 4 massive “squishmallows” as a gift for the summer solstice

[bahorelofmonkeys]

What the fuck

😡

I show up, to my own house mind you, at 8 o'clock this morning. And what do I find? Seven, count em, Seven labubus lined up at my doorstep, with a fuckin Happy Solstice to you sign.

I hate labubus.

This has got to be @monsieur-sunshine, right?

Happy solstice to you guys though

[monsieur-sunshine]

Seven labubus must have been an expensive prank.

Why would you guys assume I'm behind this????

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Dude, I don't know. I saw you buy that chewed up labubu at the thrift shop one time and you've been the labubu guy in my mind ever since.

[not-your-eponine]

meet me at the Musain, Baz. we will get to the bottom of this.

bring the labubus as evidence.

@ferre-play you seem like you’d be good at detective work and getting the truth out of Courfeyrac, so you’re invited too

[not-your-eponine]

hey friends. can someone explain why there is 4 massive circular stuffed animals (the internet seems to think these are “squishmallows”) outside my apartment with a note reading “happy summer solstice!” on top.

where do you think I can put these

what am I supposed to do with these

im tagging the likely culprits

@monsieur-sunshine you would do this as an honest, if misplaced, gift

@monsieur-umbre @unwanted-pylades you would do this to annoy me

@bald-baller this just feels like your fault

@urchin-of-paris this one doesn’t need explanation

@soft-hearted-poet do you want 4 massive “squishmallows” as a gift for the summer solstice

[not-your-eponine]

no i would never grafitti this incredibly lovely and important statue of a colonizer. who told you that? they're surely mistaken. im simply a polite young lady. okay have a good day officer

for legal reasons this is both a joke and NOT the reason i had to be bailed out of jail a few weeks ago

[freeradicow]

We were together the entire time.

[enjolmarx]

It’s funny because something similar happened to me the other day. How would I know that tourists in a museum did NOT wanna be reminded of French colonial history?

[not-your-eponine]

there was simply no way to know.

[not-your-eponine]

no i would never grafitti this incredibly lovely and important statue of a colonizer. who told you that? they're surely mistaken. im simply a polite young lady. okay have a good day officer

for legal reasons this is both a joke and NOT the reason i had to be bailed out of jail a few weeks ago

[enjolmarx]

I applied to a placement that I need for uni. I got accepted but now they want my criminal record. What do I do now???

@monsieur-umbre do you happen to have ominous connections?

[monsieur-umbre]

You're asking me? I'm very surprised at that.

Well of course I do, have you met me?

If 'Pony hasn't sorted you out, I can probably help I suppose. How bad is it?

[not-your-eponine]

come over

we might need your help after all

did not expect enjolras’s record to be this bad

[monsieur-umbre]

Oh? Do enlighten me.

[not-your-eponine]

I think saying anything publicly is perhaps a bad idea.

[enjolmarx]

Why am I even surprised that @unwanted-pylades drinks irish coffee? However, at least his design ideas are good so far.

[unwanted-pylades]

You can't blame me for getting some good Irish coffee for a decent price! I had a great time btw. You really need to chill with some of your organizing. You know every once in a while it's great to just sit down and take a breath you don't need to carry this whole thing on your back

[not-your-eponine]

good advice? From my Grantaire? Impossible.

[ferre-play]

Why did I make this

[not-your-eponine]

I love this so much.

[enjolmarx]

Why am I even surprised that @unwanted-pylades drinks irish coffee? However, at least his design ideas are good so far.

[unwanted-pylades]

You can't blame me for getting some good Irish coffee for a decent price! I had a great time btw. You really need to chill with some of your organizing. You know every once in a while it's great to just sit down and take a breath you don't need to carry this whole thing on your back

[not-your-eponine]

good advice? From my Grantaire? Impossible.

[unwanted-pylades]

Hey R,

Erm we might need some poster designs for upcoming protests. And I wanted to ask you if you‘d design them again. The last ones weren’t too bad. So, wanna meet up for coffee or something to talk about ideas? It‘ll be on me, if course.

- @enjolmarx

My apologies I forgot to answer this- yeah for sure I'd love to design whatever you need from me again. Coffee sounds great!

You free on Sunday? I can take my sketchbook and everything and we could just chill all day and workshop ideas

[not-your-eponine]

fucking FINALLY

look what I’ve been dealing with

[enjolmarx]

Wait, why am I named like that in your phone?

[not-your-eponine]

@unwanted-pylades

[enjolmarx]

What’s that supposed to mean? A-and why do you post our chat on here? And who is „friend zone bestie“? Is it R or what?

[not-your-eponine]

yes that’s R