BAHOREL

The lost brother Les Mis Les Amis rp blog

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Hi there! Bahorel here.

Law student by day, trying to make a living. Revolutionary by night (and some times mid afternoon), trying to make a life.

Professional saunterer, aged 22, he and him, and they and them.

Shout out to women. Gotta be one of my favorite genders (I fw men too if anyone was wondering. Combeferre men are hot, idk)

Country boy. My manure recipes have won prizes at the fair. Check yourself bitch.

Now based in Paris. I know my way around so if you need anything, and I mean anything, just ask. If I don't know, I know the man who does.

Networker of Les Amis. I can connect you to any secret society, underground system, or Enjolras fanclub in the city.

Want to know my opinion of the musical? No? OK, here it is: My Part

Fun fact: I almost called my URL for this blog bahorelofrum.

The cast:

Enjolras: (@enjolmarx) Sun of liberty, he plucked me from obscurity. Resident blond communist 1.0.

Louise: (@louiseenjolras) Talented sneek and lots of fun. Enjolras' sister and resident blond communist 2.0.

Combeferre: (@ferre-play) Enjolras' hot, nerdy doctor friend.

Jehan: ( @soft-hearted-poet ) The best soul on the planet. I WILL fight you over this.

Courfeyrac: ( @monsieur-sunshine ) Living light. Jackass extordinare. Acting father to Marius Pontmercy.

Bossuet: ( @bald-baller ) Man of great lineage and too many names.

Joly: ( @holly-jolly-joly ) Dear friend. Owns gay pidgins, i believe?

Feuilly: ( @thecraftofrevolution) Not a leaf or a piece of paper, as the name might suggest! Nice boy.

Grantaire: ( @unwanted-pylades ) My good buddy. Best guy to get drunk with. He is a philosophicke drunk and most amusing to listen to once he gets going.

Musichetta: (@musichetta-lesmisrp) Diva! Nail-painter! Queen!

Gavroche: ( @urchin-of-paris) I don't want to sound dramatic, but this kid is actually a genius. How he does it i don't know, but he is one of the few people i have ever seen genuinely sass Enjolras to his face and thoroughly get away with it.

Eponine: (@not-your-eponine) Good-hearted person, for all her rough exterior. Knows Paris to an extent incredible even to me. Older sister to Gavroche.

Montparnasse: ( @monsieur-umbre ) My model for all things fashion. I will never attain his lofty hights, but still I reach

Marius: ( @napoleons-n1-fan ) Courfeyrac's buddy. Very nice, if a bit overwrought. Used to be a Napolian fan. I think he still is(?) Has a girlfriend

Cosette: ( @larkinthewood ) Said girlfriend. Did not meet her for the longest time. Courf and I had a bet going about whether or not she was real for a while there. She is indeed real. Needless to say, I lost the bet.

Monsieur Madeleine: ( @m-jeanmadeleine ) Courfeyrac's roommate's girlfriend's dad. Obscure, but seems nice.

Inpector Javert: ( @wolf-dog-javert ) That bitch? Who pretended to barricade with us and then got found out and we had to take turns watching him? I wish Monsieur Madeleine the best of luck, my hopes are high!

Missy: ( @freeradicow ) A cow? I don't even know how we got hooked up with her, but she is an inspiration every day. Resident bovine communist.

Ooc: Hii! my main is @shedoescalcforfunsies. -- Profile pic is by @quiteexoteric, found here. -- Posts are tagged by character (the #Marius Pontmercy tag for instance will get you every time Marius and Bahorel interact on this blog), and the tag #the story so far is for if you want to find all the finished tag lines without scrolling through a bunch of repeats. Hope this helps!

[monsieur-sunshine]

@ferre-play BIG SCARY BUG IN YOUR ROOM JUST RAN UNDER THE DESK COME ASAP

[ferre-play]

On my way. Enjolras if you see this do not intervene

[ferre-play]

OK I HAVE THE LITTLE GUY. THERE’S A SPARE TERRARIUM IN MY CLOSET. IT’S A LITTLE SMALL BUT IT’LL DO FOR NOW. CAN YOU GET IT PLEASE

[monsieur-sunshine]

Thank you for rescuing me ☹️ how is he doing in his little enclosure?? And also what is he anyway???

[ferre-play]

Male Lucanus cervus stag beetle! I think his terrarium should suit nicely now that we’ve got it all set up. I’m taking name suggestions. Something tough.

[monsieur-sunshine]

He's very cool in the terrarium. I would like him to stay there instead of scuttling around my feet while I'm trying to relax in the evening. How did he get in, anyway???

You should name him Bahorel Jr if you're looking for a tough name.

[ferre-play]

I cannot fathom how he got in here, but I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.

@bahorelofmonkeys Do you approve of this?

[bahorelofmonkeys]

I approve, I approve and am honored!! Gosh dang, look at that motherfucker! Beautiful beetle.

[sealzandsuckystuff]

Stupid niko rolls around like a stupid thing and does stupid stuff

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Low key reminded me of @monsieur-sunshine when he's board

[freeradicow]

Humans are so frail it's easy to forget how resilient they can be.

[unwanted-pylades]

You calling me weak???? @bahorelofmonkeys how much do you bet I could use missy as my heavy weights?

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Um, no. No, my dude, please don't. Your back! Would be broken! Not even @holly-jolly-joly and @ferre-play together could save you. It's not a question of strength at this point. Missy is a creature on a different scale, a different plane even.

[holly-jolly-joly]

I could help missy, I’m a vet student. My human medicine skills are lacking!

[bahorelofmonkeys]

And I bet she's next it too, after Grantaire is crushed under their weight and they come crashing down!

[freeradicow]

Misssyyyy. Can we see your pink ears👀

-- @bahorelofmonkeys 🩷🩷🩷

I'm honoured that you came all the way here to see me, Baz. Thank you for the picture.

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Absolutely gorgeous, if i do say so myself

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[bahorelofmonkeys]

@unwanted-pylades, click the video. Turn on the sound.

[louiseenjolras]

Sometimes I ask myself how old y‘all are 🙄😂

[bahorelofmonkeys]

I can't speak for Grantaire, but I myself am 22.

[louiseenjolras]

Oh? Me too. Why did I always assume you were older?

[bahorelofmonkeys]

I mean I probably am by a little at least. When is your birthday again?

[louiseenjolras]

March 8th ;)

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Ok, and I'm Feb 7th. So yeah, I'm technically older but only by a bit

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[bahorelofmonkeys]

@unwanted-pylades, click the video. Turn on the sound.

[louiseenjolras]

Sometimes I ask myself how old y‘all are 🙄😂

[bahorelofmonkeys]

I can't speak for Grantaire, but I myself am 22.

[louiseenjolras]

Oh? Me too. Why did I always assume you were older?

[bahorelofmonkeys]

I mean I probably am by a little at least. When is your birthday again?

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[bahorelofmonkeys]

@unwanted-pylades, click the video. Turn on the sound.

[louiseenjolras]

Sometimes I ask myself how old y‘all are 🙄😂

[bahorelofmonkeys]

I can't speak for Grantaire, but I myself am 22.

[love-romance-relationships]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[bahorelofmonkeys]

@unwanted-pylades, click the video. Turn on the sound.

[tragicburnout]

when the chemistry is there but you just know it's never gonna happen

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[musichetta-lesmisrp]

I love @holly-jolly-joly and @bald-baller to death!! I do!! But if theres one thing ive learned from been in a polyamorus relationship, its that now I have two people getting mad at me when they ask what I've eaten and I tell them "coffee".

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Me, who is not even in a relationship, but still has @louiseenjolras and @soft-hearted-poet at my neck for my eating habits 😭

[freeradicow]

Missy, is Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics good bovine representation?

-- @bahorelofmonkeys

I can't tell that video from the average Les Amis meeting, I'm quite sure I even saw @soft-hearted-poet spinning around with a cello once.

[soft-hearted-poet]

I confirm that happened. It wasn't a good idea because I almost fell. It was still fun, though!

I would bring my cello to a meeting again but @enjolmarx said it was too distracting :(

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Bring it again and see if he notices. I doubt he will, but if he does, just say you are exercising your free will as a comrade of the revolution (which is true) and that Baz told you to because he wanted to have a bit of music after the meeting (which is also true)

[freeradicow]

Humans are so frail it's easy to forget how resilient they can be.

[unwanted-pylades]

You calling me weak???? @bahorelofmonkeys how much do you bet I could use missy as my heavy weights?

[bahorelofmonkeys]

Um, no. No, my dude, please don't. Your back! Would be broken! Not even @holly-jolly-joly and @ferre-play together could save you. It's not a question of strength at this point. Missy is a creature on a different scale, a different plane even.

[freeradicow]

Missy, is Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics good bovine representation?

-- @bahorelofmonkeys

I can't tell that video from the average Les Amis meeting, I'm quite sure I even saw @soft-hearted-poet spinning around with a cello once.

[bahorelofmonkeys]

No, you're right, that sounds like something they would do 😆 🧡💚💜