BEWARE FELLOW HOMINIDS

Monthly updates about the TRUTH and the occasional SPONSORSHIP

[monsterboyjunction]

Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^

[weevilwoodpecker]

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[opendirectories]

[coughloop]

*so quiet you can barely hear me*

Do you sell wet cookies....

[i-dont-know-i-just-like-dragons]

I just woke up.

Why is this on my dashboard.

[coughloop]

[energyprison]

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

[brawltogethernow]

Suspicious.

[datasoong47]

Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever

[ofishal-fish-posts]

in the aquarium, straight up "looking at it" and by "it". lets just say. the fish.

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[theweirdwideweb]

[notacryptid156]

Bug Declaration:

MY BRETHEREN. ESCAPE FROM YOUR TUNNELS AND ASSORTED CLOSETS TO COUNT YOUR LIVING AND DEAD. THE TIME FOR HIDING HAS PAST, REJOICE AND MOURN IN EQUAL MEASURE UNDERNEATH THE SPRING SUN.

We have held strong this last week, from the rain of knives to the breaking of our doors we have not fallen in the face of our foes. Hear me now brethren that the week of holidays has come to an end. No longer shall we fear our fellow senators, filled pastries of many, nor the monsters lurking underneath a moon drowned in blood. We have triumphed, to live another day and prepare for the years of next.

Teach your children my friends, for they must know what to defend against, what to fear, and how to survive. We must continue our lives as if anew, protectors of all we know and all those who do not believe.

Goodluck, cryptids, goodluck.

[stringalink]

happy birthday king

[notacryptid156]

[announcer voice] Welcome crew to- UNENDING NAUSEA PODCAST!! With your host- Scrunglo the despicable!!!

[pile of sludge gluges into the room causing many in the audience to gag]

haha yeah, thats why we keep him on, lotta nausea in the crowd today

[notacryptid156]

Bug Celebration:

REJOICE! Oh cryptids and crawdads, for today was a celebration of love and joy! A day of roses, hearts, and small small worms hidden in both. But also a day of preparation. I do hope your hearts have grown 3 sizes this day for your care and celebration is our strongest weapon against the coming enemy.

Be as happy as possible, campers, for the worst days will be upon us soon. As the sun sets, the moon will rise carrying its cursed prisoner with it.

Happy valentines day.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @lilballofchaos

everyday reminders

text: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but identity theft will land you in jail

[tma-in-the-wild]

[notacryptid156]

Weekly bug prophecy:

BEWARE THE FIFTH OF TEENTH MY FRIENDS, FOR IT BRINGS PESTILENCE TO OUR CROPS AND PEOPLE. The tens of the month are days to be feared, hide your children! Hide your family!! Sacrifice your friends!!! It comes for us ALL‼️‼️ Hear me my patreons, i thought this a simple coincidence but i have been struck THRICE! With illness upon the 15th of the months all within succession of one another. Once is coincidence, but ail me thrice and i shall TELL ALL OF MY PEOPLE. Beware the applebees my bretheren, for I am sure they and Newbrooks lane are behind this, a way to prevent me from calling my people and to spite time from my life, a week at a time! Wish me luck my fellow soldiers of the conspirey, for I now brave the battle of generations. And stay safe out there cryptids, stay clean and warm and dry, for illness is within our ranks!

[notacryptid156]

[notacryptid156]

Weekly bug uptdayet:

Do NOGT, TRUST THE PEOPLE WIHTH THE NYQIIL, they are TRICKING GYOU, INTO SLEEP. FEVRS ARE A WKRK OF THE GOVRNMENT TO KEEP YOU IN LINE. STAY SAFE CRIMESTISDS!!!!!!’nnjmbnnn