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[somnovember]

Somnovember Bingo Challenge All fandoms and ships welcome

Somnovember is a casual bingo challenge taking place over November 2021. 

You can sign up by going to our sign-up form. Read on for more details or check out our carrd for the full list of prompts and FAQs. 

Create fills to check off prompt squares and score a bingo.

You’ll be assigned 16 or 25 random kinks and tropes. Create a fill by combining the assigned trope with somnophilia. E.g. Arranged marriage & somnophilia!

Take part alone or with a friend.

18+ participants only. This event will contain 18+ content.

Sign-ups are open until November 30. You can begin posting works to the AO3 collection November 1.

Once you sign up, we’ll create a random bingo card for you like so:

If you want to join in without signing up, feel free to share your somno-themed works to our AO3 collection (opens November 1).

*Please note that the default consent level of works is assumed to be dubious consent, though you can make whatever consent level you like in your own works.

[notallballs]

oh look i’m running an event :3c

[somnovember]

Somnovember Bingo Challenge All fandoms and ships welcome

Somnovember is a casual bingo challenge taking place over November 2021. 

You can sign up by going to our sign-up form. Read on for more details or check out our carrd for the full list of prompts and FAQs. 

Create fills to check off prompt squares and score a bingo.

You’ll be assigned 16 or 25 random kinks and tropes. Create a fill by combining the assigned trope with somnophilia. E.g. Arranged marriage & somnophilia!

Take part alone or with a friend.

18+ participants only. This event will contain 18+ content.

Sign-ups are open until November 30. You can begin posting works to the AO3 collection November 1.

Once you sign up, we’ll create a random bingo card for you like so:

If you want to join in without signing up, feel free to share your somno-themed works to our AO3 collection (opens November 1).

*Please note that the default consent level of works is assumed to be dubious consent, though you can make whatever consent level you like in your own works.

[notallballs]

oh look i’m running an event :3c

[syncopatedid]

Hey, quick question here :) Does the novel explain how big Haiji's scar actually is or what his injury is called? because in the anime it's this huge scar and in the movie it's so small plus Haiji has always a tape on it so you can't see it that much. We know how it happend but I like details. >_<

Answering this a bit later because I went full nerd to fact check on stuff, but around autumn on his first year of high school, Haiji developed what was known as 疲労骨折 or stress fracture (aka fatigue fracture). And because he ignored his doctor’s advise and continued to train, he tried to run in a way that would reduce the stress on his calf, but that only resulted in complications and he ended up with a 膝蓋骨を剝離骨折, or Patella fracture, (aka a broken kneecap) and surgery had to be done to remove part of a bone splinter that was wedged between his knee joint. No mention of length of scar.

Why do facts hurt me so.

[ladyredflame]

@metaandpotatoes we finally (apparently) have an answer!!

And of course it’s confirmed (did we really need more confirmation about it?) that Haiji is a reckless, idiotic dumbass!

[metaandpotatoes]

I SAW THIS ON TWITTER IT GAVE ME SO MUCH LIFE and my first reaction was “thank god dumbass haiji is canon”

i bet he wrecked his tendons running on that too

[notallballs]

iwaoi magical plant au | teaser 1/?

HEY remember the magical plant au? Here’s a teaser, because @pussycat-scribbles illustrated this scene and so I had no choice.

(fair warning - this isn’t exactly porn, but it’s very … suggestive)

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Tooru steps into his bedroom after his shower, and Iwa-chan straightens up immediately with a soft rustle of foliage.

“What’s up with you?” Tooru murmurs, giving the plant a curious look as he unfastens the towel from around his waist and starts to dry his back.

Iwa-chan rustles more insistently, so Tooru walks over to him, wrapping his towel around his waist again. A stray vine is already creeping out towards him as he steps close and takes a seat on the edge of the bed.

Tooru sits patiently while the vine tip trails along his thigh, nudging curiously at the edge of his towel for a moment. It can’t seem to decide what to do next, lifting the hem a couple of centimetres and teasing his inner thigh, before abandoning that goal and moving up to his hip instead.

“What’re you looking for, Iwa-chan?” he murmurs, leaning back and spreading his palms out behind him on the bed.

The vine rolls across his belly, lingering over the water still sitting on his skin from the shower.

Tooru grins at it. “Thirsty?”

Keep reading

[notallballs]

HEY REMEMBER THIS

I FINALLY POSTED THE FIRST CHAPTER!!!

[notallballs]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Characters: Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Kuroo Tetsurou, Yahaba Shigeru, Yachi Hitoka Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, Dubious Science, Xenophilia, Plants, Magical Realism, For Science!, Dendrophilia, Tentacles, Tentacle Sex, Dubious Consent, Somnophilia, Wet Dream, Sleep Sex, Sleep Groping, Dubious Consentacles, Restraints, Sex Pollen Summary:

Tooru's knack with plants was rather uncanny sometimes, but this strange little sample had outdone them all.

He'd called it Iwa-chan because of its strange shape at first, like a small figure hunched over, and because of the way the colour reminded him of damp rock, of moss and lichen on old stone steps.

As he stepped into the bedroom, Iwa canted toward him slightly, and Tooru frowned. It was one of the strange behaviours he'd noted even when he first brought the plant home. Tooru tried hard not to anthropomorphise his samples, but there was something reminiscent of sentience in the way that Iwa seemed drawn to him like a source of light or heat.

As a professor of botany, Oikawa has encountered all sorts of strange plants in his career, but none quite as strange as the mysterious sample he calls Iwa-chan. What starts as idle curiosity soon strays into uncharted territory as Iwa begins to take on more and more human qualities, and the lines between scientific and sexual discovery become inextricably blurred.

for @pussycat-scribbles <3

[notallballs]

YOUR VOLLEYBALL GIRLS IS A GIFT TO MANKIND THAT IS ALL

thank you so much! :3c i love girls.....a lot.

[notallballs]

where to find notallbees~

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You can currently find me on:

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[notallballs]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 16/16 Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou Characters: Kuroo Tetsurou, Kozume Kenma, Yaku Morisuke, Bokuto Koutarou, Kuroo Tetsurou's Family, Akaashi Keiji, Sugawara Koushi, Yachi Hitoka Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Depression, Slow Burn, Childhood Friends Summary:

It was Valentine's day. There was a convenience store three streets away from the apartment he grew up in, where someone had lovingly constructed a display of chocolate bars and paper hearts. Kuroo eyed it with half-hearted disdain.

Kuroo Tetsurou is pushing thirty, recently single, and just moved back in with his mother. Struggling to reconnect with old friends, losing touch with his goals, Kuroo feels like his life is slipping backward, and he doesn't know how to fix it.

A chance encounter with an old friend might just be the sign he's been waiting for, if he's smart enough to make the most of it

[heleizition]

lord tetsuro of house nekoma and his loyal knight morisuke

[poulerslashes]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Rating/Warnings: General Audiences Wordcount: ~4050 Summary: In this month’s special feature, the Hero Deku spends a day with Modern Heroes Monthly and discusses breakfast diners, boring patrols, and what it means to be the hero ranked number one. (Written for the @bnhafuturezine)

Author’s Note: This fic was such a pleasure to write, and the Big Damn Heroes zine was a wonderful project to be a part of. There are still PDFs available! Please support this project and check out everyone else’s works at the zine’s tumblr above.

Thanks for reading! Please share this story if you liked it. And please let me know what you thought!

[hexagonsgalore]

Thanks to @bnhafuturezine for the opportunity to collaborate with @notallballs about the shenanigans of future Shinsou and Todoroki!

[notallballs]

I cannot express how grateful I was to work with hex in this zine! They did the most incredible piece to go with my fic, it gets across the atmosphere brilliantly :D. 

You can read the fic here: Second Chance Saloon (T, 4.5k)

[notallballs]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shinsou Hitoshi & Todoroki Shouto Characters: Shinsou Hitoshi, Todoroki Shouto Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Investigations, unlikely partners, Implied Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Pro Hero Todoroki Shouto, Characters Are Pro Heroes (My Hero Academia), Alternate Universe - Pro Heroes (My Hero Academia) Summary:

Todoroki's phone didn't ring often, unless it was work related, or his family. "Hello?"

"It's Shinsou," said a familiar deep voice. "Shinsou Hitoshi."

"Is this a social call?" Todoroki asked.

"No," Shinsou admitted. "I need a favour."

Shinsou and Todoroki investigate a case of several missing children.

[hqrarepairs-ao3feed]

by byesweetheart (ConstantComment)

Prompt: Public

Kageyama has to get up close and personal with his senpai on the subway. Things get a little more personal than anticipated.

Words: 3518, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Underage

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kageyama Tobio, Sugawara Koushi, Karasuno Volleyball Club

Relationships: Kageyama Tobio/Sugawara Koushi

Additional Tags: Public Transportation, Public Sex, Canon Age Difference, Senpai-Kouhai Relationship, Awkward Boners, Frottage, non-explicit consent

[notallballs]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: Haikyuu!! Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru Characters: Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru Additional Tags: Rule 63, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Wet Dream, Masturbation, Exhibitionism, First Time, Cunnilingus, Oral Sex, Intercrural Sex, Established Relationship, Fem Iwaizumi Hajime, Unsafe Sex, Fluff and Smut, Sex Is Fun, Vaginal Fingering, Communication, Barebacking, Loss of Virginity Summary:

Hajime turned her phone over and sat down on the edge of her bed. She had at least fifteen minutes until Oikawa arrived and they had to go meet the others at the mall. She lay back on her bed, hitching the towel up her thighs. She was still hot from before, still wet and trembling, flush with the sense memory of her half-remembered dream.

Iwaizumi has a dream that leaves her eager to take things to the next level with Oikawa.

[kevinkevinson]

stay up on that rise and never come down

[hawberries]

hey i haven’t drawn digitally in like two weeks and i’ve forgotten how!! here’s some dateko but girls

[pussycat-scribbles]

A small follow-up to this drawing I did of vampire!Iwa-chan :D

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