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[voidpostings1]

[irlplasticlamb]

the beacon shining from the high tower.

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[goldcrescent]

Imagine a reach lord hating valyrians so much he glazes a dornish woman and refers to dornishmen as the in-group. Besides the child abuse and the war mongering and the religious fanaticism and the misogyny and the classism and the hostages and the murder and the public indecency and the occupation and the toxic work environment and the theft Ormund is literally so progressive. woke king. Vote Green No Matter Wheen

[goldcrescent]

Ormund promised to defund the police and, upon finding that they already didn’t have any money, instead defunded them of their internal organs. WHO is doing it like him

[bitterhalf]

im sorry it's so funny to me how aemond and aegon are having a telepathic argument about which of them was their mother's favorite child and all the while she literally traded them both in a heartbeat for helaena's life weeks ago

[plumebeat]

The swords kissed and sprang apart and kissed again [...] steel rang, steel sang, steel screamed and sparked and scraped [...] A red flower blossomed [...] "Come on, come on, my sweetling, the music’s still playing. Might I have this dance, my lady?”

Jaime III, A Storm of Swords, George R. R. Martin

[volukyrja]

Jamie and Cersei 💚

[goldcrescent]

Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Ned’s name on their wedding night instead of Lyanna’s

[sorcerervaati]

[goldcrescent]

Cersei suddenly realizes she’s being threatened about her relationship with Jaime meanwhile Robert apparently has a crush on a slightly happier version of Stannis and she gets so mad her jaw locks shut. Ned waits a few minutes and thinks her lack of response is contemplation and “honorably” leaves so she can seriously consider his offer to flee (Cersei is 100% killing them both the second everything stops smelling like burnt toast)

[girlnumbers]

Men will watch the sopranos and envy Tony Soprano and it’s like WATCH THE SHOW JUST WATCH THE SHOW AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE STORY. LISTEN TO WHAT THE TELEVISION IS TRYING TO TELL YOU

[omegaversereloaded]

such a good reaction image

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[deadpowol]

[nerdsorrow]

theres a painting I like by a soviet painter of an enemy pilot falling out of the sky - his fate is sealed hes head down midair with a bunch of rebar below if hes not dead already - but in the moment of falling he has his arms up around his head peacefully like a sleeping kid

To me it shows a paradox - one can have compassion for this enemy as a human being only in the moment after there is no chance for him any more, if there was a chance for him hed be using it to try to destroy you

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Huh. Yeah I kinda see what you mean. That's beautiful.

[poritora]

Book Lannisters lineup 🦁

[asoiaf-art]

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[salmonhere]

the white wolf

[evespearl]

[m-malyar]

little crows

[winterosiee]

“When he spooned an extra portion onto Jon's plate and gave him the crusty heel of the bread, he knew what it meant. He knows. He looked around the hall, saw heads turn quickly, eyes politely averted. They all know.”

A comm by Malotte00 💗

[myimaginationplain]

it makes me so very sad that we may never get to witness Jorah malding over Jon Snow's existence in canon. it'd be so funny, I just know it would.

what if you were JORAH MORMONT (45 year old balding landless & penniless divorcee) and your CRUSH (16 year old mythically beautiful magical messianic empress) was STOLEN by the BASTARD son of the man who BANISHED you. and YOUR DAD gave him YOUR ANCESTRAL SWORD. what then.

[amikoss]

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