Not Another Bloody SideQuest

This be the blog of pirates, fandom bullshit, reblogs being most of it.

[raphaerolo]

What if a Jedi's eyes glowed to match their lightsaber tho

[friendofconvience]

Waste of Maul's rogue class potential

If Maul can hide 83 retractable weapons in a protocol droid, why can't he hide weapons in his prosthetics?

I feel like we're missing out on so much potential by not exploring the concept of Maul having a hidden inventory of weapons outside of his force use and lightsaber.

He's been shoved into the box of a warrior class when he's a specialist Assasin. Let him be a trickster in battle, give him gadgets, and an arsenal of tools he can use in combat.

[jonesybird]

sketches of sansa, robb, and theon in my trusty little modern au.

sansa has just finished grammar school and managed to convince her parents to let her take a year off. so she's been travelling, spending her days lazing at beaches, sewing, crocheting and painting (the only reason she can afford to do that is because of her newfound filthy rich girlfriend, margaery tyrell). she also forces everyone to use the stuff she makes for them.

robb is studying medieval history at some fancy southern school. he lives in a little flat with theon, and financially, they've seen better days... which leads to sharing clothes, buying pathetically cheap beer and arguments every other day. they usually make up by going out, making out (which they don't ever acknowledge afterwards), and spending money they don't really have at pubs.

theon works at the local post office and he fucking hates it. in his free time he watches trashy old films, crops t-shirts (which robb has to wear as well. he hates it.), and smokes. he's notorious in robb's school despite never even attempting to attend it, mostly because he's had relations with about half the population there.

planning to post jon and the rest of the starklings sometime later this week! if i'm up to it, might even do other characters like dany, marg, etc.

[nixdvn]

A group of idiots (old art)

[whichhouseinnebraska]

Can’t get over the Stark boys and their puppydog eyes

[dropdeadbuckley]

jacaerys x stark!reader soulmate au where their souls are reborn over centuries and they’re finally reincarnated together as robb stark and a daughter of stannis who grew up on dragonstone… in both their lifetimes they were born on opposite ends of westeros yet still found each regardless because they’re two halves of the same soul…. am i cooking chat?

[archiveofsnow]

also now very much thinking about watching thunderstorms with your stark hubby. standing under a shelter with him pressed up behind you, his thick, heavy cloak draped over the both of you because god forbid you feel the slightest bit of cold. or watching from the windows in your chambers — maybe a comfy chair pulled up and you're curled in his lap watching the flashes of lightning, trying to spot all the little forks that form 🫠

[msmorbidcuriosity]

hiiii guys. I lowkey forgot about this blog lmao but someone just brought up something !! Why are some ppl so against the "Hawks acts like a bird" hcs??? 😭 I've seen an influx of ppl saying that "Hawks isn't a bird" and like obviously he's not a literal BIRD but he has bird-like qualities. Clearly, his quirk comes from some type of avian mutation otherwise why tf are you called HAWKS? Nowhere in mha is it confirmed that he isn't a bird. Mha in general doesn't really delve too deeply into the science of quirks/quirk mutation which sucks bc now i don't have the answer to this dumbass question. I feel like it's safe to say he's a bird person idk.

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

"hawks cant take spice" this, "dabihawks spice lover/shits themself" that,

NO. BIRDS CANT FUCKING TASTE SPICE.

IF BIRB IS BIRB WHY NOT BE OK WITH SPICE?? also it would be so funny if dabi secretly cant take the heat (pun intended)

[archiveofsnow]

imagine being woken up by Robb cuddle - fucking you, you're on your side, his warm hands grip your hips and you slowly wake up, murmuring that you want to be swollen with his baby🙃

yess omg he loves waking you up like this 🤭🤭 you're all pliant and still half asleep but you're hips are chasing his, already trying to take him deeper. also the slow sleepy kisses?? tilting your head and kissing you awake?? scrumptious. you're already writhing in his grasp by the time you're fully awake. he's fucking you so slowly and so deeply and you need more. he's definitely grinning from ear to ear when you murmur sleepily about wanting to be swollen with his baby 🙂‍↕️

[stewdoesthings]

Fanfiction exists for TWO reasons:

Dealing with complex thoughts and emotions I can't work through in therapy, like grief, despair, a complicated relationship with pain and addiction

Seeing the same characters fuck over amd over again

[notanothersidequest]

Reading them fuck through the Kama Sutra.

[iliothermia]

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

[bloodedstorm]

ned and the starklings

[archiveofsnow]

Contributing to flushing out those posts in the Robb tags, Robb lets his wife braid his hair. Doesn't matter if it's too short lol

thank you for contributing my friend 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

robb does in fact let his wife braid his hair. and will sit very politely whilst she does it. his hair is short and curly, and kind of a pain to braid, but also so calming at the same time? and if Robb has a very fidgety wife who needs to be doing stuff with her hands, then braiding his hair is simply perfect for that.

he'll sit between her legs — on the bed, beside the hearth, in the grass outside on a lazy day maybe post or pre war. and he's just leaning fully back into her touch. the way her fingers brush through the strands? he's melting. genuinely. someone get a jar to collect him in omg

sometimes he gets all sleepy. a little droopy. head dropping just slightly. he is just so relaxed whenever she do it. every ounce of stress just leaves him

bonus points if there are little conversations between the two whilst she's playing with his hair. about how their days were, the latest gossip (robb is a gossip girl and you cannot convince me otherwise), etc. and their voices are hushed and it's just so domestic and soft, I love it

[cerennabaratheonism]

a king ned au where robb is raised as a prince in king's landing... you guys... pleak... tell me you see my vision...

[archiveofsnow]

Hear me out, Robb is definitely huge, like Ik that man is so smug when and if he sees a belly bulge , like teasing you and all 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

fhdhksns stop omg he totally is!! that man is big and he is absolutely smug about it all the time.

seeing your belly bulge as he fucks you?? oh he goes insane over it. hand lightly pressing against it, watching your squirm and whimper against him, your cunt clenching him needily...oh he is so pleased. absolutely whispers filth in your ear about it. little teasing remarks and that pleased grin, too. also may I add some praise?? "that'sa good girl...taking me so well, luv.." hnngg. excuse me. need to scream into a pillow 😩😩

also also?? robb absolutely edges you whilst preparing you!! goes down on you and stretches you out with his fingers, never letting you cum until his cocks inside you 🤭 and he just hums against your clit when you get all squirmy and beg for him to just fuck you already 🙂‍↕️

[archiveofsnow]

robb stark with a wife who sleep talks. he has full conversations with his unconscious wife. everytime he's awoken by her sleepy mumbles?? his eyes light up. he absolutely stores everything she says to gently tease her later when she's awake