Mike McCarthy

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Don't have smartphone, can't play Pokemon Go. Thankfully I found this in a box today.

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc03H4s95j8 (YT: Reverse Vampire Jacket - 3 Top Fails for July 5th, 2016) (YT: Reverse Vampire Jacket - 3 Top Fails for July 5th, 2016)

They finally used my video.

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbRL4dB5xjQ (YT: Sleeping Dogs Fail: Dammit Calvin)

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Do you think that a 3d printer would be able to make little Katawa Shoujo figurines?

It might not be able to print multicoloured but it probably could print one :3

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http://notbigm.tumblr.com/post/127879215454/big-thanks-to-this-guy-for-making-the-3d-model

It’s been done before.

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Grand Theft Auto V Fail: I Just Wanted The Package

GTA V glitches out on me.

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QNB2dyCy7U (YT: Let's Play Soccertron)

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#18

While in the park on my bike

I ran into a girl I like

We discussed views

Of politics and news

And I found out she supports the Third Reich.

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#17

While traveling though Time Square

A man approached me on a dare

He offered me cash

To do something rash

And to videotape it in his lair

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#16

While riding a Merry-Go-Round

To my left I herd a strange sound

It was Muhammad Ali

Who wanted to see

If the two of us could go pound for pound.

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#15

While my girlfriend was trying on clothes

I turned to her and said “This blows

You have no fashion sense

And are incredibly dense”

Not the brightest of moves I suppose.

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#14

While staring outside at the moon

I was viciously attacked by a baboon

When I spotted nearby

This strange old guy

Who made it into a cartoon.

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#13

While in England I met with The Queen

And we watch episodes of Mr. Bean

I laughed a bunch

The Queen not so much

And it was the funniest thing she'd seen.

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#12

While playing Street Fighter 2

I accidentally picked Ryu

I let out a scream

"I meant Dhalsim"

He was the only character I knew.

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#11

The once was a man from Brookfield

Who liked to watch Agents of Shield

He tried watch in his car

But he didn't get far.

Because pedestrians refused to yield.

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#10

There once was a girl from Newark

Who didn't know how to twerk

She made a weird stance

And started to dance

Now everyone thinks she a jerk.

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#9

There once was a man from Taiwan

Who made an extraordinary flan

It tasted very sweet

And looked really neat

But made you run straight to the john.

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#8

There once was a man from Nanking

Who had to give out a thanking

To the love of his life

Beatrice his wife

For giving him a very good wanking.