Michael-wave

21-he/himbo-vet student. Ask me about my fish.

[dogpuppy]

[notbirdwhistle]

What the fuck.

[homunculus-argument]

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

hey idk if you guys want this but here's a running google doc with all the recipes i've collected over the years

this includes:

my family's recipes (including my dad's tried (literally tried, he made so many damn cheesecakes) and true baked cheesecake recipe)

recipes that were tactically acquired from my childhood bsf's mom

video-based recipes that i wrote down so i wouldn't forget them or have to re-watch the video every time

thanks

[tobiosty]

General useful stuff!

Guides

How to make Crumbl Cookies!

How to bookbind!

How to pirate movies/shows

How to make frog plushies

How to make a Go-bag for emergencies

How to repair clothing

How to make different a03 kudos!

How to download videos/pictures/gifs from a website

How to make various chocolate desserts!

Tips and Tricks!

A03 formatting

Back stretches!

Depression tips

Adult cheat sheet

How to regulate and understand your emotions better

Disabling Windows 11 web search in search bar

Resources

Horror game recs!

Dca fic recs!

Hand references

Free Adobe photoshop

Artist resources

Free spotify

Pirating sites

Artist resources pt 2

Helpful random sites

Homemaking, gardening, sustainability

Free libraries!

Making stuff and doing things (free book pdf)

Healthcare (medicine discount websites, guide on how to pay hospital bills)

Alternative stuff to mega corporations

[acaleph-of-dreams]

Here for me to use later. Fuck off everyone else.

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[notbirdwhistle]

What an awesome animal...

[apsciencebylyn]

Guy for whom two antennae aren't adequate to find the number of ladies required for all the love he has to give

(Argidae sawfly)

[notbirdwhistle]

He's so me...

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[notbirdwhistle]

Health potion at explosion factory 0 explosion

What

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[notbirdwhistle]

This reminds me of when I Googled song lyrics and Google AI gave me this nonsense.

As you can see below the AI response, the search query was more than sufficient to actually get the bloomin song results!

But that doesn't matter for Google AI because apparently, it's decided to be a chatbot now.

[orcboxer]

I always gotta stop for like 30 seconds when someone says atp. I'm like I know they ain't invoking my very good friend and on-and-off lover adenosine triphosphate, but who else could it be?

[ayagdos]

Navigating gender dysphoria? Be heard and be counted in the science.

Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18-25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science on queer youth | ayagdos.org

[notbirdwhistle]

DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN THIS STUDY!!!

[herpsandbirds]

Let me share a fun guy I had the absolute pleasure of meeting at a zoo recently!

He screamed a lot, tried to eat a stick I was holding, and then eventually wandered off to try and break into the staff only room!

GREY WINGED TRUMPETER!!!

[notbirdwhistle]

A lovely gentleman! :)

[depsidase]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of wanting to open up the dirty window, letting the sun illuminate the words that you could not find, and reaching for something in the distance…

[notbirdwhistle]

A Chinese place near me makes these adorable custard bun-buns. My roommate dragged me over to consume our weight in sweet and sour chicken and fried noodles, so I must indulge.

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[notbirdwhistle]

[notbirdwhistle]

Spring is here!!