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Bambi: yeah okay I won't be I know you are bullshitting me

Bambi: fine whatever you can come

Noah: I promise I'm not bullshitting you

Noah: you'll definitely be the hottest one there and I can say that with confidence without even seeing the other girls

Noah: YESSSSS

Noah: You're the best.

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Elijah: idk what you're talking about again

Elijah: oh yeah of course, flip everything i just said around on me

Elijah: you're transparent

Elijah: okay now i KNOW you're lying because the last thing i am is whipped

Elijah: you're v humourous tonight

Elijah: yes i really told them that hence my need to get you out of the apartment, obviously. please don't make me regret that offer.

Grace: how is this state of denial working out for you, Elijah?

Grace: excuse me?? TRANSPARENT?

Grace: I am /not/ transparent.

Grace: there's something seriously wrong with you if you can't see that you are completely, totally and utterly whipped

Grace: well, sorry, but I'm not going to be staying away from the apartment on Thursday. or from you, for that matter.

Grace: not unless you make me an offer I can't refuse

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Bambi: yeah see why I'm freaking out?

Bambi: w o w

Bambi: not helping at all here.

Noah: i mean, of course, you'll be the hottest one of them all

Noah: no doubt about it

Noah: and the best dancer by far i'm sure

Noah: see, that's the kind of wonderful support i'll be giving if you let me tag along

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Bambi: what if I do?

Bambi: ugh

Bambi: it's an audition to dance in a music video, for justin timberlake.

Noah: Justin Timberlake?? whoa

Noah: hey, let me come with you

Noah: i bet there'll be a shit ton of hot girls dancing for him, i want to come

Noah: oh and for moral support as well, of course

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it’d also be pretty rad if a hot guy lived upstairs & maybe he was in a band & after a long night of practice he’d come out onto the fire escape for a cigarette while you’re out there looking up at the stars & reading a mystery novel & it goes on like this for a while, just sharing a few glances & head nods & then returning to your apartment but maybe one day he walks down the stairs & sits on one of steps & asks you what book you’re reading & it all kind of flourishes from there. 

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Elijah: no it was actually funny

Elijah: i don't understand how you don't grow bored with yourself constantly shit talking Isabella

Elijah: you tell me, you tear her down quite a lot for a girl you've hardly spoken to, let alone /know/

Elijah: uh... i told them my roommate moved out so just do me this one favour and i'll do whatever you want in return BESIDES what you said earlier

Grace: I don't recall you laughing on the night in question

Grace: I don't understand how /you/ don't grow bored with yourself constantly trying to tell me how jealous I supposedly am of her. you're just making yourself sound foolish.

Grace: I don't need to know her to dislike her. Although I feel like I know her with how much you talk about her.

Grace: whipped, i tell you.

Grace: wow, i'm OFFENDED. did you really tell them that?

Grace: oh, /anything/ I want?

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Elijah: LOL the best night of my life

Elijah: you are such a thoughtful person offering to be my fake girlfriend when i've already got myself one

Elijah: not to mention, one they've already met on several occasions

Elijah: your jealousy of her will never not amuse me

Elijah: you aren't meeting them, and you certainly aren't telling them you and me are dating

Grace: there's nothing to laugh about, it's the truth

Grace: i know i know, i'm a saint. it's actually rather embarrassing that you refer to /that/ as a girlfriend though, i wouldn't go bragging about it.

Grace: poor them

Grace: jealousy? HA. what the hell do I have to be jealous of??

Grace: i am meeting them. surely they'll want to know who you've been shacked up with all this time, no?

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Bambi: I have a huge audition tomorrow and I'm scared I'm going to fuck up

Bambi: what if I do and I fall and people laugh?

Bambi: I'm going to be sick

Noah: just relax

Noah: you're not going to fall and no one's going to laugh

Noah: pull yourself together, you can do this

Noah: tell me about the audition. what's it for?

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Elijah: SORRY idk what you're talking about at all with that

Elijah: you've only ever seen me fully clothed

Elijah: no i'm not being a naked personal chef you're out of your mind

Elijah: i'm shooting myself in the foot telling you but, my parents just wanna pay a visit to 'catch up' and i really would rather you NOT be anywhere around them or me when this is going on

Grace: of course, silly me. must be thinking of my other room-mate who I've not only seen naked but given the best night of their life to. my bad

Grace: YES, LET ME MEET THEM

Grace: aw, i wanna meet the parents

Grace: I'll even let you pretend I'm your girlfriend. which, let's be real, is most likely something you pretend all by yourself on a daily basis

Grace: since Isabella is surely too much of an embarrassment to even introduce to them