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Bambi: yeah okay I won't be I know you are bullshitting me
Bambi: fine whatever you can come
Noah: I promise I'm not bullshitting you
Noah: you'll definitely be the hottest one there and I can say that with confidence without even seeing the other girls
Noah: YESSSSS
Noah: You're the best.
Elijah: idk what you're talking about again
Elijah: oh yeah of course, flip everything i just said around on me
Elijah: you're transparent
Elijah: okay now i KNOW you're lying because the last thing i am is whipped
Elijah: you're v humourous tonight
Elijah: yes i really told them that hence my need to get you out of the apartment, obviously. please don't make me regret that offer.
Grace: how is this state of denial working out for you, Elijah?
Grace: excuse me?? TRANSPARENT?
Grace: I am /not/ transparent.
Grace: there's something seriously wrong with you if you can't see that you are completely, totally and utterly whipped
Grace: well, sorry, but I'm not going to be staying away from the apartment on Thursday. or from you, for that matter.
Grace: not unless you make me an offer I can't refuse
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Bambi: yeah see why I'm freaking out?
Bambi: w o w
Bambi: not helping at all here.
Noah: i mean, of course, you'll be the hottest one of them all
Noah: no doubt about it
Noah: and the best dancer by far i'm sure
Noah: see, that's the kind of wonderful support i'll be giving if you let me tag along
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Bambi: what if I do?
Bambi: ugh
Bambi: it's an audition to dance in a music video, for justin timberlake.
Noah: Justin Timberlake?? whoa
Noah: hey, let me come with you
Noah: i bet there'll be a shit ton of hot girls dancing for him, i want to come
Noah: oh and for moral support as well, of course
it’d also be pretty rad if a hot guy lived upstairs & maybe he was in a band & after a long night of practice he’d come out onto the fire escape for a cigarette while you’re out there looking up at the stars & reading a mystery novel & it goes on like this for a while, just sharing a few glances & head nods & then returning to your apartment but maybe one day he walks down the stairs & sits on one of steps & asks you what book you’re reading & it all kind of flourishes from there.
Elijah: no it was actually funny
Elijah: i don't understand how you don't grow bored with yourself constantly shit talking Isabella
Elijah: you tell me, you tear her down quite a lot for a girl you've hardly spoken to, let alone /know/
Elijah: uh... i told them my roommate moved out so just do me this one favour and i'll do whatever you want in return BESIDES what you said earlier
Grace: I don't recall you laughing on the night in question
Grace: I don't understand how /you/ don't grow bored with yourself constantly trying to tell me how jealous I supposedly am of her. you're just making yourself sound foolish.
Grace: I don't need to know her to dislike her. Although I feel like I know her with how much you talk about her.
Grace: whipped, i tell you.
Grace: wow, i'm OFFENDED. did you really tell them that?
Grace: oh, /anything/ I want?
Elijah: LOL the best night of my life
Elijah: you are such a thoughtful person offering to be my fake girlfriend when i've already got myself one
Elijah: not to mention, one they've already met on several occasions
Elijah: your jealousy of her will never not amuse me
Elijah: you aren't meeting them, and you certainly aren't telling them you and me are dating
Grace: there's nothing to laugh about, it's the truth
Grace: i know i know, i'm a saint. it's actually rather embarrassing that you refer to /that/ as a girlfriend though, i wouldn't go bragging about it.
Grace: poor them
Grace: jealousy? HA. what the hell do I have to be jealous of??
Grace: i am meeting them. surely they'll want to know who you've been shacked up with all this time, no?
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Bambi: I have a huge audition tomorrow and I'm scared I'm going to fuck up
Bambi: what if I do and I fall and people laugh?
Bambi: I'm going to be sick
Noah: just relax
Noah: you're not going to fall and no one's going to laugh
Noah: pull yourself together, you can do this
Noah: tell me about the audition. what's it for?
Elijah: SORRY idk what you're talking about at all with that
Elijah: you've only ever seen me fully clothed
Elijah: no i'm not being a naked personal chef you're out of your mind
Elijah: i'm shooting myself in the foot telling you but, my parents just wanna pay a visit to 'catch up' and i really would rather you NOT be anywhere around them or me when this is going on
Grace: of course, silly me. must be thinking of my other room-mate who I've not only seen naked but given the best night of their life to. my bad
Grace: YES, LET ME MEET THEM
Grace: aw, i wanna meet the parents
Grace: I'll even let you pretend I'm your girlfriend. which, let's be real, is most likely something you pretend all by yourself on a daily basis
Grace: since Isabella is surely too much of an embarrassment to even introduce to them