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Pokemon GO! Eeveelutions
Its been tested that the Eeveelutions are NOT random!
Eevee with Body Slam - Jolteon Eevee with Dig - Vaporeon Eevee with Swift - Flareon
I hope this helps
WHERE WAS THIS POST 4 FLAREONS AGO
This has been disproved.
So the way I'm eating right now, I'll have a heart attack around 30. That means that I get to have my mid-life crisis RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH MOTHER. I'M GETTING A MOTORCYCLE.
OKAY OKAY HOLD THE FREKKIN PHONE
YOU’RE TELLING ME GENOS CAN-
1. SET UP A PROXIMITY ALARM AROUND HIS HOUSE TO GO OFF INSIDE HIS HEAD
2. DETECT AND PITCH VOICES TO HAVE A PERFECT SINGING VOICE
BUT THE BOY FUCKING STILL USES A FUCKING 2003 VERIZON FLIP PHONE???????
AND DON’T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME “WELL, MAYBE THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE EARLY 2000′S” BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE CROWD THEY CLEARLY HAVE SMART PHONES
GENOS HAS APPS IN HIS BODY BUT HIS PHONE IS STUCK IN THE 90′S
GENOS THE CINDERELLA STORY CALLED, HILARY DUFF WANTS HER GODDAMN PHONE BACK
NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE CLEARLY HAS THE MONEY TO GET A FUCKING GOOD PHONE
so WHY DOES GENOS DO THIS?
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
A DEADLY CYBORG-YES, A DEADLY CYBORG WITH PROBABLY AT LEAST 5 SETS OF DIFFERENT WEAPONIZED ARMS-IS A FUCKING GRANDPA AND HATES COMPLICATED ELECTRONICS
he doesn’t like competition
New theory: that phone belonged to his mother. Timeline checks out.
So I started writing really bad fanfic like 2 weeks ago bc I'm bored. Today my mom told me that I should stop, because writing fanfiction "doesn't attract girls" but neither does my face so her advice isn't really helpful.
which country has the most birds
portugeese
thats a language
portugull
nice recovery
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
I just realised something
if they made us wait that long just so this could happen i will scream
This is how you handle getting your privileged called out.
Not “reverse racism!” Not “heterophobe!” and all those other dynamics that don’t exist. Just recognition. Recognition of privilege (and hopefully continuous self-checking)
“high school sucked”
“I’M MORE OPPRESSED THAN YOU!”
“fuck you’re right”
why the fuck would you want to continuously self check yourself?
Seems like an incredible waste of time.
I just don’t understand why anyone would feel the need to bring it up? Like, if someone is telling you they had a hard day, do you really go out of your way to be like, “well, mine was worse!” That seems really fucked up and cruel, honestly.
also kinda douchy. Like how does she know? I remember a saying in Buddhism on compassion, going like “the poor man cannot see the suffering of the rich man, but that does not mean it does not exist or have meaning,” or something like that.
basically, even if you believe your suffering is worse, it is not becoming to use that fact as an excuse to sneer at others.
^ It’s just a really shitty thing to do. Don’t do it.
OKAY OKAY HOLD THE FREKKIN PHONE
YOU’RE TELLING ME GENOS CAN-
1. SET UP A PROXIMITY ALARM AROUND HIS HOUSE TO GO OFF INSIDE HIS HEAD
2. DETECT AND PITCH VOICES TO HAVE A PERFECT SINGING VOICE
BUT THE BOY FUCKING STILL USES A FUCKING 2003 VERIZON FLIP PHONE???????
AND DON’T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME “WELL, MAYBE THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE EARLY 2000′S” BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE CROWD THEY CLEARLY HAVE SMART PHONES
GENOS HAS APPS IN HIS BODY BUT HIS PHONE IS STUCK IN THE 90′S
GENOS THE CINDERELLA STORY CALLED, HILARY DUFF WANTS HER GODDAMN PHONE BACK
NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE CLEARLY HAS THE MONEY TO GET A FUCKING GOOD PHONE
so WHY DOES GENOS DO THIS?
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW
A DEADLY CYBORG-YES, A DEADLY CYBORG WITH PROBABLY AT LEAST 5 SETS OF DIFFERENT WEAPONIZED ARMS-IS A FUCKING GRANDPA AND HATES COMPLICATED ELECTRONICS
he doesn’t like competition
Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”
Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said
I still have no idea what Ben Carson was trying to pull. Stabbing somebody with a knife doesn't exactly endear you to the electorate.
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this is my favorite ask ive gotten in the entire 3 years ive been on this website
Well… Does it?
Why is it that kinda creepy dudes almost universally seem to prefer the word “females” over saying “women?” Are they trying to sound academic or something? It’s like they’re talking about an animal species. “Let me describe my observations of THE FEMALES”
That’s because if you refer to a female as a “woman” you have to deal with the “Are you saying I look old” problem, and if you refer to her as a “girl” then you have to deal with “Are you saying I look like a child” problem.
The workings of the female mind us such a mystery that referring to them as seperate species is both the safest and most honest way to address them.
Have you spoken to a single woman in your life you fucking weirdo.
Tumblr is literally 30% "let's laugh at the straight white males". I'm not sure that this is the best medium for you to make this point.
i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives
anti sjws are so funny to me cuz they really pop off online but you know they are that weird kid in your class that wears that same dingy hoodie and their halr looks like they dunked it in pig grease before leaving their house but they are really quiet and even the teacher is like okay….anyways.
and they have THOSE shoes…you know the big ass skater shoes…..you know the ones….
Oh and you are so much better?
yes.
This is the opposite of a surprise. Think about it. If you're a weird, antisocial kid, you need some way to vent. If you're a white straight male, you can't vent on Tumblr. Additionally, since SJWs often come off as "anti-white straight male", they're easy targets. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of these people have major personality disorders, and need serious treatment.
LGBTQ Muslims have and always will exist—we aren’t haram and we aren’t alone.
Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.
This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls
This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????
I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.
I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool
Ummm 😳 ok wow
This is amazing.
Wooweeee ☺️
this is the inside of a fucking fig
That one time that Tumblr confused a vagina and a fig . . .
