I don't have a good title

Move, I'm Gay 

[rylandsgrace]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[loopnoid]

i've been told there's a repost of this silly old comic going around so here's the real one

[lumsel]

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

[mothcub]

Do it for them.

[failchild]

i have to do stuff to get results

[unpeeled-human]

[ceruleana]

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

[astriiformes]

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

[mlarayoukai]

fucked up cat thing from the pacman cartoon

[oatmealdiva]

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

[fancysmudges]

peak dynamic

[decomposingfungi]

what if you were a COG in the IMPERIAL MACHINE but MARGARET THATCHER sent you to THE PAST to be the BOYTOY of a HOT FEMALE KNIGHT and that made you ANTIFASCIST

[flightlessartist]

it begins where it ends, under the yew tree.

finished The Everlasting by Alix Harrow a few months ago and could not get it out of my brain. such a gorgeous story gah

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

an important thing to understand is that refusing to escalate a relationship or directly communicate romantic feelings because you're desperately afraid of being thrown away is homura behavior so it's fine

[claie171art]

Petrova line

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this